dang man keep up that talk and he's gonna turn you into wine or whatever
11.03.2026 01:55
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dang man keep up that talk and he's gonna turn you into wine or whatever
the "ba dum tish" heard 'round the world
Just eat the silica beads. Nothing matters anymore.
gas prices up, time to start taking tp from work
The good news is we'll be able to jail this administration in the warehouses they're retrofitting right now
@down.blue
tinker taylor soldier swift
[walks out on stage with six elderly women]
sharks, iβve invented fucking your moms
hahaha holy shit cc @niedermeyer.online
Whoa. This is big. "The U.S. Navy has refused near-daily requests from the shipping industry for military escorts through the Strait of Hormuz since the start of the war on Iran, saying the risk of attacks is too high for now." www.reuters.com/world/middle...
just wait 'til the vanity plate people learn about t-shirts. that's gonna rock their world.
i like big butts and sodium pentothal
go-gurt keeps going at a constant speed and in a straight line unless acted on by an unbalanced force. that's why they gotta put it in π΅π©π¦ π΅πΆπ£π¦.
"Don't quote me"
-Buddha
We've reached the point where you actually have to opt OUT of an author impersonation feature.
Let me tell you the weekslong process my company just went through just to be able to send marketing texts to people. But monetizing a product you're pitching as author coaching? Ok!
sometimes you just gotta laugh through all the stupidity around you
This whole thing is such a baffling product decision www.niemanlab.org/2026/03/a-lo...
honestly it's a valid question
My kid lost his first tooth, so I looked up inflation rates to see what the dollar I got as a kid would be worth today. Based on my calculations, heβs owes the tooth fairy about 5.3 more teeth.
Sex so good you want to sleep the entire next day
Weird that there is not a single i in monocle
Grey cat Argon and brown kitten Tosca attempting a yin yang
Argon and Tosca's first yin yang
being hydrated is fucking annoying
Single-panel cartoon by Ellis Rosen. Scene is a bookshop, with videogame plumber Mario explaining his autobiography ("IT'S A-ME") to a seated audience. He says: "So I said to myself, 'Mario - you're on your last life. If you want to write a book, you have to do it now.'"
Happy Mar10
Do you think that before we had houses, they called them cave flies?
how do you think jesus feels about all these people wearing his murder weapon on their necklaces
now you have a joke for them π«‘
my friend's kid is an archaeology major. i asked him how he was enjoying college and he said he really digs it.
If you ever feel useless, just remember it took 2.5 trillion dollars and 20 years to replace the Taliban with the Taliban.
Most of your pet pictures are better looking than your selfies.
