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ε·₯an Monroe 🚰

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replace the California constitution with an assertion of parliamentary sovereignty. https://signal.me/#eu/l0xilq2pPjD/c746iENf6KNApNhIBMZ8bniWD7yZkQ6TSZcFl3BJaKpNf33aVb6k πŸ“Oakland, California.

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describing the administration accurately is hyperbolic and offensive

10.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

> I added in some water, shook it around. Caused the contents of the entire bottle to pour into my beans and rice.

just give up. you're literally doing a war crime.

10.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Iran says it can use the Straight, so the mines are remote controlled or there's a clear pathway etc

Imo the mines are entirely unnecessary, Iran saying the Straight is closed is so credible that the details don't matter.

10.03.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this is absolutely correct, but we're working on hard mode here, they have a legalize heroin t-shirt as their profile pic

10.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

and will leave the remaining workforce higher paid, like you never see UFW out there arguing against technology

there will be other work too; fighting wildfires is a growing industry for seasonal migrant work

10.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the slurping sound you hear are the landlords capturing the write-off via the Law of Rent

10.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

haha, oh my gosh, this is quote tweeting about using robots for field work, the job ~nobody wants their children to do.

10.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

like it did require people to ask for more, so one the one hand this is the process, on the other the ahistoricity doesnt seem strictly necessary

10.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of police officers are standing around a man asking him what is the charge eating a meal Alt: gif of the succulent chinese meal Australian guy

when they come for Hegseth

10.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah the half life of prompt engineering was like four months ha

10.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need it to play the Serial Experiments Lain opening song when someone opens my profile

10.03.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

CENTCOM has final say on all us foreign policy

10.03.2026 03:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

McCain would've been lying to the American people and UN about a casus belli, the proper protocol

Re: B, "centcom manages up" is my theory of the case.

10.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Conflating liberalism and neoliberalism is doing heavy lifting in their post

10.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Walking home bc some dumbass ran into the bus at like 2mph, trying to merge into a lane of traffic that didn't exist. One of those accidents where you watch it happen and it takes like five seconds, the bus was honking etc. lol

10.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah in Oakland something like this would be a parcel tax and it'd just appear on your property tax bill

10.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The fine line between shitposting and aura farming

09.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Emergency meeting to jump into their big pools of fossil fuel money, Scrooge McDuck style

09.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Drive along, drive with Hitler poster

Drive along, drive with Hitler poster

winning the seat for who?

09.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's no way you actually want the government to "get out of the way" of right of way acquisition for projects like this lol

09.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Blocking the straight is their war effort

09.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow it's basically the Jones Act

09.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Who? What bill?

09.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They're means testing the workforce housing lmao

09.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For people sure but for Trump it's always the 1980s so the failed DST switch of the 1970s is still fresh in Trump's mind

09.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Imo a lot of these analysts are more cowardly than stupid

09.03.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Your work computer is at about six months of being unsupported by Microsoft

09.03.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Probably not, if he wanted to switch to permanent DST then both Trump admins could help out by just getting out of the way of Florida and the West coast

09.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The emperor has no clothes moment

09.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah I keep my tank ~full all the time in case I need to bug out when the Big One hits, no panic buying space at all. Maybe I'll do my part and buy a 25lbs bag of rice.

09.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0