2-panel joke from the Naked Gun movie where Leslie Nielsen looks up a woman's skirt while she's on a ladder and he says 'nice beaver,' only for her to climb down the ladder and hand him an ACTUAL beaver, saying 'thanks, I just had it stuffed'. that joke, but with Dr. Nisha and Dr. Sam from Hoppers
so yeah #hoppers is a good movie, turns out
10.03.2026 17:15
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Just donβt make us be like carrier Pigeons and deliver bad news to Dujak PLEASE-
11.03.2026 03:06
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Yeah so many people just cashgrabbed on that stuff that I woulda hoped better from.
Itβs kinda nice being able to talk about it mostly in past tense now. I hope the same happens with AI soon xD
11.03.2026 02:45
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I hate that I looked at the fourth image still and thought βWouldβ in a vorish sense π lollll haha jk
11.03.2026 02:31
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Thanks to @pinballswizard.com my robotic arm no longer has fur on it :3
Someday I'm gonna save up and pay someone to make it look properly robotic but for now at least it's a lot less silly looking
10.03.2026 19:08
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Orion the giant alien raccoon laying across a narrow street
Orion the giant alien raccoon laying across a narrow street, seen from in front of his paws
Orion the giant alien raccoon laying across a narrow street , seen from a low angle beneath his paws
Big alien paws blocking the whole damn street smh
10.03.2026 22:32
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In my experience the time constraint is usually how long until a Non micro shows up :3
10.03.2026 22:28
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if you're transitioning does that mean you get a rude tag
09.03.2026 19:56
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I know theyβre supposed to be Interim or whatever but I feel like this put it best - Vulture Capitalist xD
bsky.app/profile/arct...
09.03.2026 20:30
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AND NEW BSKY CEO?
Hello again Mastodon haha
09.03.2026 20:05
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The way this was how I realized they got a new CEO β οΈ
09.03.2026 20:01
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Lucario training Scorbunny because I am brainrotting over pokemon and I have free will
#Pokemon #Scorbunny #Lucario #FurryArt
09.03.2026 14:02
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//Comm for a fren on discord
When infinity barely begins to describe the smooching and slobbering this plushie derg can do, best not to tempt it any further...
27.03.2025 20:20
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From bf (boyfriend) to bf (bellyfat) :3
09.03.2026 15:13
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Apparently even private ones are getting hit β οΈ
Fun fact on Signal you can choose if your phone number is shared or not :]
09.03.2026 15:06
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High chance of Hu-Maw-dity today it seems π΅βπ«
09.03.2026 15:03
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Telegram apparently nuking some NSFW channels?
Signal and Stoat era coming soon it seems xD
09.03.2026 14:15
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09.03.2026 10:04
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digital cartoon of a little gray mouse kissing the hoof of a white-furred animal. pink hearts float nearby and she says "chu chu chu"
hooves are special ππ
07.03.2026 14:46
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Did you guys know I have a stoat character? I'm trying to make him more real, but no better way to get you acquainted than to drop you in his shoe.
I mean as a tiny you'd probably mostly recognize people by their feet anyway, right?
08.03.2026 17:43
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βItβs time to Rip and Tear Arnold.β - Ms Frizzle
08.03.2026 16:18
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On your chest so as you breathe it gets inflated big and round
09.03.2026 00:24
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Last repost: I wanna be oVorewhelmed like thisβ¦
09.03.2026 00:24
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It didn't take long for word of me to spread throughout the crew, soon finding myself between more salivating Avali maws so eager to give me a taste test~ #vore
08.03.2026 21:24
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08.03.2026 03:23
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dumb cat π
(original drawing without edit done by t.me/JosMichi)
08.03.2026 03:16
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Very glad to celebrate the
6οΈβ£β‘οΈ7οΈβ£ annivoresary today
with you bb<3
08.03.2026 15:59
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#MacroMarch comes in full swing when a massive rex paw comes into the fray~
#furryart #macro #micro #art
08.03.2026 03:26
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You can take the micro out of the shoe but you will never take the dominance of having said micro in your shoe out of the micro
-w-
08.03.2026 02:25
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Only being able to order certain stuff at restaurants via an app is a special kind of tedious lol
07.03.2026 23:15
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