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My pappy was a pistol, I'm a son of a gun

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To support your point: Vinnie Pasquantino has been on the Royals for four years and was not publicly beaned up once prior to the WBC.

15.03.2026 03:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Selling out for $1500? Sounds more like a Broke Ginger.

13.03.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Especially when Shaq was the more important player on those Laker teams...

12.03.2026 21:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a Florida fan, I have a soft spot for the best supporting turn from 2006 Rutgers.

I drank a fifth of Jim Beam in a Gainesville apartment during the first half of their game against Louisville and woke up to the Gators' championship hopes living on.

12.03.2026 18:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It feels shockingly modern! Blew me away when I went into it expecting homework.

06.03.2026 13:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It really is 1:1. For example: in both politics and football, if you're relying on Tommy Tuberville's leadership you're screwed.

06.03.2026 01:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller.

First panel, Nancy talking to a logger sawing a tree and pointing to a carved piece of trunk.

Nancy: Can I have that piece? My boy friend carved it.
Logger: Sure.

Second panel, Nancy is watching the log burn in the fire place.
Nancy: I'm mad at him.

Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller. First panel, Nancy talking to a logger sawing a tree and pointing to a carved piece of trunk. Nancy: Can I have that piece? My boy friend carved it. Logger: Sure. Second panel, Nancy is watching the log burn in the fire place. Nancy: I'm mad at him.

Every once in awhile I think about this Nancy comic and it makes me laugh every single time. Absolute perfection.

01.03.2026 21:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 10121 ๐Ÿ” 2176 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38 ๐Ÿ“Œ 35

Getting this tattooed across my stomach in the Tupac font.

01.03.2026 22:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Personal reasons, but West Side Story got caught right in a huge surge.

01.03.2026 03:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 313 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Onion interviewed @surber.bsky.social for their Jelly Roll profile.

28.02.2026 22:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I can swim. I just prefer not to. Known in legal circles as the @edsbs.bsky.social defense.

28.02.2026 14:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 136 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The lifelike statue they had made of their dead friend Lightning Lad is serving.

28.02.2026 04:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dropping everything in the queue down to dive into this right away.

24.02.2026 19:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This made me look up Beck's name for the first time and now I want to know if, when writing the "You Get What You Give" lyrics "Fashion shows with Beck and Hanson...," if the New Radicals knew his name was Beck Hansen.

24.02.2026 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The "Ace In The Hole" aspects of this movie are among my favorite Anderson visuals.

24.02.2026 12:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucking bougie of him to get someone in rather than putting it up himself

22.02.2026 13:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 219 ๐Ÿ” 34 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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"Bedford Borough Council holds no authority over the Council of Nicaea and was not responsible for the creation of the moon 4.53billion years ago."

20.02.2026 23:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1547 ๐Ÿ” 280 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17 ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

USS Indianapolis* I knew it felt wrong.

20.02.2026 01:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The season one finale has Judy at Outback (better than Shaw's USS Indiana speech in Jaws) and "The Baby is Sleeping" which is Bash Brothers level of hitting dingers.

20.02.2026 01:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didn't watch the GIF to the end before posting, sorry for that huge dose of Kevin Spacey.

20.02.2026 01:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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20.02.2026 01:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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17.02.2026 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're not counting that Biathlete cheating on his girlfriend and having a public crash out as a Mad Men reference?

17.02.2026 21:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be clear: I am all in on this dude

15.02.2026 22:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks and sounds like Schitt's Creek cutaway gag. "Remember David's brief turn as a Greek pop star?"

15.02.2026 22:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't sweat this guy. Everyone knows Donnie Football's brother Mark is the real talent.

14.02.2026 14:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@edsbs.bsky.social, did you see that the Mighty Khan has an heir in his kingdom?

13.02.2026 23:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean this in only the most complimentary terms: I just left the theater and it feels like they must have showed it by mistake.

I have no explanation for how it exists and I'm so much better off having seen it.

13.02.2026 02:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has Johnny Weir always looked like Old Sheldon cosplaying as Loki? #Olympics

11.02.2026 03:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The event has been so deeply Italian from the start when the power went out during the pre-opening curling.

We're days away from the Italian Bobsled team standing next to the track with a subtly smoking sled that is also somehow a Fiat.

09.02.2026 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0