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The only person to have ever made a figma balls joke.

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Hot take: Gregor Townsend should still be fired

14.03.2026 16:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be so honest I thought this one was the strait of Hormuz and thatโ€™s why closing the strait was such a big deal

14.03.2026 15:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Listening to a Lloyd blankfein interview on odd lots and this technology creates risk stuff sounds a lot like Virilio โ€ฆ

06.03.2026 02:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They should be singing flower of Scotland at the curling

21.02.2026 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s ridiculous that the Scottish curling team is referred to as โ€œGreat Britainโ€ at the Olympics

21.02.2026 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

3 on 3 OT is an abomination. An incredibly entertaining abomination, but an abomination nonetheless.

20.02.2026 17:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

John shuster on curling commentary is a delight

19.02.2026 15:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m so excited for CANADAโ€™S FIRST LINE FORWARD TOM WILSON

12.02.2026 15:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wish there were more sports like that in the Winter Olympics ๐Ÿ˜ข

09.02.2026 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Curling (along with volleyball and water polo in the summer Olympics) is my favorite kind of Olympic sport: team sport that I donโ€™t usually follow, the U.S. is generally competitive in, and where there is a lot of strategy!

09.02.2026 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canโ€™t believe I have to root for a USA womenโ€™s hockey team wearing New York Rangers jerseys ๐Ÿคฎ

05.02.2026 15:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NIC DOWD HOW BOUT SOME DIC NOWD

03.02.2026 02:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Capitals returning to their 2024 power of friendship form

03.02.2026 01:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you ever just think about ole einaar bjorndalen

02.02.2026 20:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The President trusted a fart and it betrayed him JUST LIKE HE BETRAYED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

RT AND FOLLOW IF YOU AGREE

01.02.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 762 ๐Ÿ” 123 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
THEY'RE NOT AFTER WILL STANCIL
THEY'RE AFTER YOU
WILL STANCIL
IS JUST IN THE WAY

THEY'RE NOT AFTER WILL STANCIL THEY'RE AFTER YOU WILL STANCIL IS JUST IN THE WAY

31.01.2026 02:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 445 ๐Ÿ” 48 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Pretty sure NFL Europe got shut down so not anymore

30.01.2026 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DIC NOWD

30.01.2026 03:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This tying goal is the most cursed season bullshit Iโ€™ve ever seen.

30.01.2026 03:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NIC DOWD??? HOW ABOUT DIC NOWD

30.01.2026 00:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i've been on the cutting edge of stupid coffee gadgets for a decade so i believe if your coffee maker still uses a warming plate you should be sent to one of those planets in star trek where ancient civilizations are monitored by the federation for their own safety

26.01.2026 16:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 299 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

I think the Rams were fooled by the Seahawksโ€™ Kenneth Walkerโ€™s last name because he can actually run as well and maybe they werenโ€™t prepared for that.

26.01.2026 02:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 758 ๐Ÿ” 42 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Free movie idea: gritty speed racer remake where instead of drivers going into those bubble things when they crash they just die

16.01.2026 02:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I was a young boy

13.01.2026 17:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wrong Josh Allen changed his name.

11.01.2026 20:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cricket is truly the most sickos sport

11.01.2026 20:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a short guy, I give everyone a free pass to height-shame ICE agents. It doesn't affect good souls.

11.01.2026 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 166 ๐Ÿ” 13 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really wish announcers would say after an interception just once โ€œheโ€™s ok with that one; he doesnโ€™t want that one backโ€ โ€” like after the Caleb arm punt last night or something

11.01.2026 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As Sean McDermott would put it, packers really collapsed like the twin towers there

11.01.2026 04:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excited for new commanders OC Matt LaFleur!

11.01.2026 04:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0