venus 💖

if there comes a day where i don't tell you how much i like you, then i am dead in the ground 🥺❤️

LEMME SUCK—oh. uhh nevermind! ☺️

can and will make some recs once i'm not at gym being a beautiful buff lady GIMME A BIT 🫡

honestly the best life hack to be a Consistent Gym Girly is to fill your insta/tiktok with beautiful buff ladies, cause there will come a point in your morning scroll when you go "okay now it's MY turn to go be a beautiful buff lady" and that force motivates me like no other i'm ngl

yeah i like you i guess (just punched someone unconscious out of sheer frantic homosexuality) maybe a little (just bit clean through the drywall) 😳❤️

THAT'S MY BLUE AAAAAAA CONGRATS CONGRATS 🥳❤️

just burned the fuck out of some potatoes. 😔

pro tip for my darlings: if you are doing a task that is partly out of your sight, and you think "oh, i don't need to set an alarm to remind me to go and check on the thing"? that's the devil talking

a yellow smiley face is screaming with its mouth open . ALT: a yellow smiley face is screaming with its mouth open .

PROOF‼️ I NEED PROOF‼️

idk how you bitches on cuts do it, i'm only doing it because i ran out of milk yesterday 😔

a protein shake made with water is a truly depressing elixir like there's something missing, a certain je ne sais quoi mais franchement je sais exactement quoi et c'est du lait

macros kinda crazy though, to be fair

problem? i'm a little high, munchies are setting in, no snacks in pantry
solution? 10pm tuna salad (with crackers)

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RETURN OF THEE BURN YOU SAY?

CHARLIE YOU'RE SO HOT 😳 AND I'M SO PROUD OF YOU 😳❤️

YESYESYESSSS

transphobia is wretched and terrible and i'm killing it with hammers but on an individual level when i encounter someone who's being transphobic it makes me mentally recite this tumblr post word for word and there's SOME humour in that. like ok weirdo whatever WHO CARESSSSSSS WHO CARES

violently unsafe for transphobic geebags btw :)

artist's recreation of how i'm looking sitting there in between sets (with bonus fuckboy grey sweatpants) 🙂‍↕️

a little devil always appears on my shoulder telling me to wear my boobiest sports bra on push day, the riskiest day for nip-slips, and so every push day i suffer

AND THEN I NEED TO OVERSTIM THEM WITH MY TONGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEED to bounce a pretty little thing on it until they cum their brains out and are an incoherent begging mess NOW!!! or i will DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOF THAT ONE MADE ME CACKLE

what's that test taking trick? always choose C? 🤔

do you ever take an edible and you just KNOW you'll end up like mind-numbingly horny in about an hour? ... haha, me neither,

a close up of a man with long hair and a beard making a face . ALT: a close up of a man with long hair and a beard making a face .

men when you ask them to treat you with a basic level of respect

thank you beanie 🥹❤️

all of yesterday's complaints about daylight savings making things wonky for me are rescinded, it's 7pm and it's still light out what the hell!!! that's awesome!!!!!!