Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
Anyways.
A digital CAPTCHA verification window titled "Select all squares with PIPES" against a plain white background. The window contains a 3×3 grid of numbered squares, mixing literal hardware, smoking pipes, and programming syntax.
These captchas just keep getting harder #rstats
Today's meeting schedule
A fluffy black kitten in a shopping basket.
"Get only the essentials."
📸 Aubuchon Hardware
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
2026 basically
to whom it may concern:
how dare you email me
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for
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CYBR.HAK.CON is coming to Plano, TX! I have joined forces with @cybrseccon.bsky.social to start a hacker and practitioner conference in the DFW area.
It's 2026, so I now say "If you believe that, I've got a datacenter in space to sell you."
"Yeah, we schedule everything using a FAFO algori-"
"You mean FIFO?"
"No, FAFO. You can preempt whatever workloads you want, but we give the owner your exact location and a baseball bat"
Error: entity released
...horrifying message without context, thank you
The sound of dialup screaming was really warning us of what was to come
Screencap of a tweet. There's a picture of a boulder blocking a lane on a 2-lane highway. Tweet from San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area. 11:45 AM • Jan 27, 2020
Happy "large boulder the size of a small boulder" day to all who celebrate.
Cloudflare misconfiguration behind recent BGP route leak www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDEA...
Devon's reaction to the video that we have all watched far too many times already is deeply moving.
Shakespeare: “The pound of flesh which I demand of him is dearly bought; 'tis mine, and I will have it.”
Me taking notes: 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘢 𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘦?
Code is liability. AI allows us to create tremendous amounts of liability very quickly
Cover art for my upcoming book, The NIST 2.0 Cybersecurity Framework: Practical Risk Management Using Real-World Incidents.
So, it's really going to happen. My next book to be published by Wiley is slated for release in April.
I have analyzed some high-profile cyber incidents and mapped them to the outcomes in the NIST 2.0 Framework. 1/3
This is the cosmic Spaghetti Nebula! This ionized gas is a remnant of a star that exploded 3,000 light-years away! It spans 160 light-years across. Captured in hydrogen (red) and oxygen (blue-green), it’s a testament to the universe’s powerful artistry.
#SpaghettiNebula #Supernova #Astrophotography
The image features a fluffy, orange and white cat resting on a surface, looking directly at the viewer with a slightly displeased expression. The cat's fur is voluminous and its ears are perked up. The background is a blurred, neutral tone. Surrounding the cat, there is white text on a black background. Transcribed Text: Have you ever looked at someone and thought shut the hell up. And they weren't even speaking.
Thursday
@offthemarkparisi.bsky.social
A large gray cat sits on a partially-closed shoebox. Another cat’s face pokes out of the open corner of the box.
Not enough has been written about Schrödinger’s assistant, Otto.
One of the reasons we insist on everyone submitting a ticket...
Lego flowers in a vase.
Holiday Lego project looks fabulous.
Flowers I can’t kill definitely an added bonus. 🌿🌸
