Next step, if a country is not sending ships, he's threatening tariffs, isn't he?
14.03.2026 17:13
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Next step, if a country is not sending ships, he's threatening tariffs, isn't he?
If you need some extra motivation to make it through the week, here you have it 🔥
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The good old "debris did minor damage" excuse 😘
That's enough material for a whole fucking movie 💪🏻
Look who has some cards:
* SAUDI ARAMCO IN TALKS TO BUY UKRAINIAN DRONES TO PROTECT OIL FIELDS -- WSJ
* ARAMCO IS TALKING TO UKRAINIAN COMPANIES SKYFALL AND WILD HORNETS -- WSJ
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1905 - Korean Strait (Russian Navy pretty much annihilates by the Japanese Navy)
1915 - Dardanelles Strait (half a million casualties for the Allies in a very ill-conceived military adventure)
241 BC - Strait of Sicily (the Roman Navy takes its revenge on the Carthaginian fleet, effectively ending the First Punic War)
1453 - Bosphorous Strait (the Ottoman blockade of the strait is pivotal in the fall of ConstantInople)
480 BC - Strait of Salamis (much smaller Greek fleet absolutely smashes the Persian fleet)
413 BC - Strait of Messina (an Athenian expedition ends in disaster, paving the way for Sparta's supremacy in Greece)
For no particular reason, here's a brief and incomplete list of Great Powers suffering spectacular defeats because they decided to fight the enemy *checks notes* IN A STRAIT:
So. Much. Winning.
Dire Straits?
Most of the sleeper cells, most of the mines... He sure knows how to instill confidence.
Russia has denied it? That's 100% confirmation right there.
Jim Cramer suggests on CNBC that Trump could “bomb Tehran into the Stone Age” until Iran reopens the strait, citing U.S. bombings of North Vietnam in the 1970s. Carl Quintanilla points out to him that Hanoi won that war.
Narrator: "They were not, in fact, the good guys."
What's air defence doing?
So.
Much.
Winning.
Strait is so open. Like we've never seen before.
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“The road of life is paved with flat squirrels that couldn’t make a decision” - great line just now on the Today programme (about England rugby)
Oil futures are saying otherwise...
Now 4M+1.
But no. He decided "hey I'm going full Hitler/Al Capone, tariff everything, threaten every ally, unleash my own Gestapo, bomb a few oil-rich countries and drag my nation and the whole world into a recession just because I can, also I have dementia and I'm afraid I'll die soon".
He could have done that with minimal backlash and enormous internal support because, you know, "the economy".
The Orange Idiot inherited probably the strongest economy of the century. He could have just run with it while doing all kinds of shady businesses on the side, deporting black and brown workers, repressing minorities, advancing his fascist political agenda.
Welcome to the Garyneum, the 13 day period between the birthdays of Gary Numan and Gary Oldman.
Fuckin hell
