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we shall have a winter wedding ^_^

MY BREATH HAS BEEN STOLEN

outta the way sailer boys i’m gonna get it

the statements for over 20 years!

make your unhinged characters fat

do it you fucking coward

when people say "that's the dream", this is the dream they're talking about

and that’s their fear even at the defanged + coopted “defund” of what was originally (and still should be) “abolish”

then i will take you out for a chili dog at the next opportunity

Why are opossums the cutest animals on earth and if you say they're not I'm sorry but you're wrong and also I'm calling the police

that’s what the other 2/3 is for, healing ain’t linear <3

i feel like we’re about 15 minutes away from someone unironically saying “funslop”

Atlantis mentioned!!!

That's just how she is. What about you?

- the G is squished
- the notches dont line up with how someone would draw the line, nor a stencil, etc, which could work except:
- the notches are all at different levels so theres no cohesion
- the A has a different swoosh than every other letter

( electrocution , robot limb removal )

electronic toy

this is a kink post! i draw weird porn and i get off to being gagged!

they don't tell you this but your thirties are for being in your teens

where’s the line between this and “i really don’t wanna inconvenience retail employees cause working retail suuuuuuuucks”

I strongly believe we might’ve prevented a lot of the rollbacks on renewables over the last two years if we’d made an adequately gender-performing rail gun.

or we could just, yanno, not be there

sigh. flying saucers just dont mutilate cattle like they used to /:

ok, first you take the brioche - Holy Christ theres a bug the size of Havana, Michigan in h-
what? no, what? yes of course i understand the ramifications of sending in the guards to her cell
*puts down phone*
ok where were we?

christen your new car by beating the fuck out of it with a bottle of champagne

misgendering kink (referring to you as the wrong animal)

he got tory’d

i had the idea of a “king of sales” tattoo (from @nothingdoingcomic.bsky.social ) and the idea so horrified me i got off the couch and started doing chores