LoL. No one knows what the fuck they're supposed to be doing or saying.
12.03.2026 14:25
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LoL. No one knows what the fuck they're supposed to be doing or saying.
Gen. Grynkewich: "The price of oil and has has gone up. We know that Putin depends on that. I think how much he benefits from it depends on how long those prices remain elevated. I know the president is watching this very closely."
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To that end, any prospective progressive running for office should just know that this means money is not real, we can make infinite dollars at any time, and just run that money machine to build housing and give food to people.
yeah sure okay BUT WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS STRAPPED THE THAT GUY'S HEAD?? WATCH OUT EVERYONE, DUMBO IS LOOSE!!
Chris Wright on CNBC claims "we're destroying their ability to threaten energy markets" while B roll plays of a flaming tanker in the Strait of Hormuz
This is an actual post from the official White House account. We’re being trolled by fifteen-year-old boys playing computer games.
We literally killed Iran’s leader
They're hard at work manufacturing another few 9/11s that will happen sometime over the next 10 to 20 years.
How long until the Trump administration and his toadies just go Abuser Talk mode and flip the script to "The war will continue until you learn to thank Mr. Trump."
Okay, so that will be when ... ?
Joni "We're all gonna die" Ernst has more insights on the finite nature of life on earth.
the way it seems right now, irans goal is to destroy our economy and our goal is to provide footage for dank memes the administration can post so edgelords will think theyre cool
Feels to me like whoever runs on "I am going to put into prison every single person currently in power in government, business, or law enforcement" has a decent chance at 500 electoral votes.
Hug your children more so they don't become ... this.
not the onion
"The gas prices WERE cheap, maybe, so stop crying you ingrate!"
BOLDUAN: Iran just said the world should be ready for oil at $200 a barrel. Do you agree people need to be prepared for that?
CHRIS WRIGHT: We're going through short-term energy disruption for long-term gain
BOLDUAN: Could that mean $200 a barrel?
WRIGHT: Um. I would say unlikely.
ICE is trafficking people who aren’t from there to a tiny landlocked absolute monarchy on the borders of South Africa and Mozambique.
wut?
The president is handing out oversized clown shoes to his cabinet — and watching to see who refuses to wear them.
It's Solzhenitsyn's Stalin story come to life: the first person to stop applauding ended up in the gulag. The lesson then, as now — never be the first to stop clapping.
$11.3 billion could cover any of the following for a full year:
-1.4 million people on Medicaid
-19 million kids getting free school lunches
-1.4 million people getting affordable housing
-1.1 million hungry seniors fed
-0.8 million children given free child care
Cities in Vermont and Maine are experiencing some of the same tactics that ICE has been using across Minnesota since December, and facing lots of resistance.
(Reuters) - U.S. intelligence indicates that Iran's leadership is still largely intact and is not at risk of collapse any time soon after nearly two weeks of relentless U.S. and Israeli bombardment, according to three sources familiar with the matter.
uk.news.yahoo.com/exclusive-us...
SLEEPER CELL
The Trump regime has no idea what it’s doing hour to hour, just in case you thought there was some grand strategy in Iran
oh wow it's like Iran and Venezuela are two wildly different countries whose governments respond very differently when attacked
“We’re going to look very strong at the straits” right before has me dying
