Agent Orange

I've ordered a full set of tools for the Henry hoover for the missus for Xmas. She will love it. 👀

It's that time of the year when I always remember my mate Tma the dyslexic alcoholic who choked to death on his own vimto. Rest easy pal.

It's beginning to look a lot like Xmas. And I'm drinking HSB.

It's not as nice as horndean brewed, but still my fav brew.

I've just had a Fullers HSB. It was tasty but nothing like Gales HSB.

Is anyone sending Xmas cards this year?

How's about that then guys n gurls.

The missus isn't very well so I said don't worry about dinner tonight I'll get it. Quick dash to Sainsbury's for a couple of ready meals! Sorted.

And the scumbags don't seem to be interested yet either.

I've got a confession to make. I started playing Xmas music this arvo.

My missus made me do it. Honest guv.

A few pompey players..... Allegedly. 👀

I'm not a people person.

I love dogs. All dogs.

Gammon steak and cauliflower cheese tonight. Comfort food.

Keir Starmer.

Neville Chamberlain.

Donald Trump.

Adolf Putin.

Can you see a pattern?

Dogs or humans?

Simple question.

It's just a wee bit chilly Mick. No frost inside the windows yet.

The missus just asked me to put the heating on. I said "how many pairs of gloves have you got on"?

Every penny's a prisoner.

That's not too shabby!

I've been tidying up my phone and when I went through my contacts list there are 15 people who I've got no idea who they are or why they are on my list! Is it an age thing?

I'm hearing the voices in my head again. 👀

Bloody good these hearing aids.

I'm nearly famous. My eyesight has gone, I've got strong varifocals. My hearing has gone, I've got super strength deaf aids. I just need to lose my voice and I'm the Pinball Wizard!