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Logging into Buckler's Bootcamp, AKI says "You're exchanging blows with all kinds of people." all happy

Come on Capcom, stop this

rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

Some sexy app called chapters

Gonna try an iPhone stream tonight since it’s been a while. Looks like a romance kind of thing in honor of Mario day or whatever I guess

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Ok Hades II run and then Zanzibar Hamster time

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Full power cycle seems to have worked. Maybe a power issue? Gotta investigate when I get time (never)

Ok no now, no internet connection even though I’m plugged into Ethernet and other devices work

Calgone take me away

Happens to a lot of men my age

Ok now it’s fine which is also worrying?

Ok great

My stream VODs directory is corrupted and unreadable

And trying “chkdsk” just blue screened it

Great

Radish on The Dark Id

This one is in media res:

Me: … and he said he pad the assassin lady more because she wasn’t making enough

11yo daughter: wait I lost track of the story

Unironically true imo

One time we were on a family trip to Arizona and he says, “Oh great! John Pork is flying here and I accidentally put a sign on our hotel door that says ‘pigs allowed’”

My son, 9, has a weird imagined rivalry with John Pork who is something like a horror villain but he is not scared of him

Like today he goes, “I can’t believe I ding dong ditched John Pork. He called me a brat, and the A-word.”

“Hey here’s a flashback.”
“Not now, I almost beat Scylla!”

I have the same problem with both Hades games which is that I do like the story, artwork and voice acting but the gameplay loop is so satisfying I tend to speed through it just to get to the next run

I think in 30 minutes, my friend Doc is going on a journey

Doing more Hades II

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Wow thanks everyone (sincerely) for not spoiling the second boss of Hades II. That was awesome!

gonna stream hades ii for a little bit

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HELL YEAH

Sure

Twitch Twitch is the world

Alright let’s do more Metal Gear 2

Incidentally there are retrocheevos but man do I really wanna install RetroArch? I mean I guess it’s not a lot of work but I’m so lazy

Anyhoo

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Wait what!

So ARC Raiders is actual spyware: timothymeadows.com/arc-raiders-...

There’s a lot going on, but yeah that’s a big one.

Also people who weren’t paying attention were also assuming the wilder stories were maybe exaggerated via telephone game

(ie one person thought it was fishy but figured details were added in the retelling)

*warning; less funny reply*

It was a guy with his real first name in the handle (Ryan) who posted on Twitter and then KF

I had a theory this week it was maybe him having an episode or something. He claimed that Id lived with his father who supported him but also killed a cat (!) (?)

So I think:

- he died of cancer, type unknown
- wife (fio) divorced
- daughter died of
— “what does it matter” (per Dark Id)
— “autoimmune disease I think her mom had, but a kid couldn’t survive” (per Hikkiari)

I was gonna rewrite this because I was groggy and made a bunch of typos but I remembered it last minute lol

Eh lemme write that up when I’m not sleepy