Taleslinger

That creature looks nice.

>z. >z. >z.

In a movie, when a bunch of tough guys in leather jackets enter a room where another guy is tied up, you just know those guys are gonna be bleeding on the floor in 5 minutes tops.

There would be far fewer murders in the world of Agatha Christie if people stopped writing these incriminating letters all the time

Apocalypse stories often do this. "I'm sure my wife is alive", and then annoyingly, she always is while everyone else is dead.

I don't know what that means.

One comic device in P.G. Wodehouse I greatly appreciate but I feel is underdiscussed: Bashing the French.

I've once heard tharmt going off birth control can change someone's sense of smell so they literally can't stand their partner's smell anymore. Is there any truth to that? 🧪

Many try and fail to read Moby Dick. Many try a lot. So in novel is their white whale ????!? #booksky

That clock is eagerly waiting for a finished Cyberganked.

the beast who dreams of man and has so dreamt in running dreams a hundred thousand years and more. Dreams of that malignant lesser god come pale and naked and alien to slaughter all his clan and kin and rout them from their house.A god insatiable whom no ceding could appease nor any measure of blood

Im (hopefully) the mellow kind of vegetarian, but there's also quotes like this:

I've got a full copy of Sandman for my birthday before all the stuff came out. Is it still okay to read it? Will I even be able to read it without feeling icky about it?

I didn't expect to see a zarf product with obvious pronunciation in my lifetime.

Grateful to all the bsky users tirelessly posting screenshots from X/Twitter. It’s just too bad there’s not some sort of app that the rest of us could use if we wanted to see X posts ourselves.

I'm never sure what the connotations of wife guy are. I always read it as slightly cringey?

We've been binging something on Amazon and we've received the same 17 seconds trailer for 15+ episodes. Is that normal? #amazon

4'33 by John Cage is just perfect. No notes.

Aha, I skillfully tricked you into doing that "So Far" walk-through. By which I mean: Thanks!

kate bush running past sisyphus

I can name three: Bubbles, Blossom and Buttercup.

I've read she was supposed to be the only lead and studio pressure forced them to add Alexios.

Joke's on you because I enjoy all your content.

THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS GOD DOESN’T UNDERSTAND

Do you think he got it?

The Mario 64 intro scene with a letter from Princess Peach, reading: Dear Mario. Please come to the castle. I'm down bad. Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool (Peach)

CATS from the video game Zero Wing (the All Your Base Are Belong To Us game), saying: "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is Futile"

Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, saying to Richter "Get out of my house"

The transportation advisor from SimCity 2000, saying "YOU CAN'T STAY ON TWITTER! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"

My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.

deathgenerator.com

Why is there evil in the world?

Shadowrun, got it.

I love the Yakuza games, great fun.