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Anna Maltese

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Archer, martial artist, former Simpsons animator, Sylvanas in @Warcraft Legion exp, Lucifer on Mr. Deity. Greatest swordfighter in the North Valley HOA. She/her.

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Hey East Coast: we’ll trade you 10° from each day of this month for some of your rain.

11.03.2026 21:28 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0

I mean, the Oyster Cracker literally has a tattoo of a group responsible for a genocide on his boob…

11.03.2026 21:22 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Janet Mills has decades of experience implementing progressive policy, no Nazi tattoo. Platner the Blackwater contractor mercenary has some words, a racist and misogynistic past and a Nazi tattoo. But sure, account with literally no content other than “Mills won’t say the word ‘genocide,” go off!

11.03.2026 21:12 👍 36 🔁 17 💬 7 📌 0

Opinion | By killing schoolchildren en masse, we are giving Iranians the freedom and liberty that Americans have enjoyed in Littleton, Newtown, Parkland, and Uvalde.

10.03.2026 19:08 👍 864 🔁 190 💬 24 📌 16
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March is Women’s History Month — a time for us to celebrate the strength and determination of women everywhere.

Thank you to the wonderful group of women who joined me today in Westbrook — I've stood up for us as Governor, and I promise to do the same in the Senate.

10.03.2026 23:05 👍 96 🔁 41 💬 5 📌 1

"Twenty years of my career were spent in parachute inf'try reg'mnts, LR surveillnce detachments, and Stryker inf'try units. Skull & crossbones were popular. Nazi symbology was not. Hate symbols as tattoos... are disqualifiers ...in many cases.
And then we have the honesty part"
Brian Kresge US vet

09.03.2026 12:44 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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09.03.2026 15:50 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The people who didn’t know what she was for? All white.

Everyone else listened & knew.

The message wasn’t bad or missed.

You white guys programmed yourselves to dismiss anyone not a white male. Stop looking outside yourselves for the problem.

You’re the fucking problem.

09.03.2026 12:26 👍 41 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0
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09.03.2026 12:53 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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09.03.2026 05:37 👍 32 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
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09.03.2026 01:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Bonus points for the Rush reference.

09.03.2026 01:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That's a nonpology right there.

09.03.2026 00:39 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"I mean, if it was up to me, you'd wear that tattoo for the rest of your pecker-suckin' life."

09.03.2026 00:26 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Plus Bernie is a ratfucking misogynist, whereas Janet Mills is not a ratfucking misogynist.

08.03.2026 22:16 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Awww, you guys are good neighbors to your local birds 🥰

08.03.2026 18:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Absolutely true. And keep the ball of fluff loose so it doesn't tangle birb leggies

08.03.2026 18:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Last year, I decided to try something I'd read about and took a small ball of Minerva's fluff that I'd groomed from her and placed it in one of the bougainvillea trellises, in case any birds happened by and needed some extra material to build their nests.

The other day, I witnessed the payoff. 💙

08.03.2026 18:17 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Even if I accept the idea that some voters just gotta touch the stove to learn, we all still had to go through this hell for these morons to seek self-improvement -- if they bother, which I doubt. I am resentful and my resentment is righteous.

08.03.2026 17:04 👍 120 🔁 26 💬 5 📌 0

Good morning. Don't vote for the Nazi candidate.

08.03.2026 16:12 👍 46 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 1

WOO HOO!! OMG, congratulations! This is fantastic!

08.03.2026 16:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Hillary Clinton once couldn’t even get a credit card in her own name. Yet some Gen Z women are being algorithm-fed “tradwife” fantasies without understanding the history. Women’s independence isn’t trauma. It’s evolution. #Pinks #Momsky

07.03.2026 14:11 👍 606 🔁 320 💬 35 📌 25
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Go on…

07.03.2026 15:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Sure, this is bad, but at least @BigBallz69 will be able to have access to enough of our municipal water to shit out yet another AI generated image of an army of naked Millie Bobby Browns. At least for another year.

07.03.2026 15:48 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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Couldn’t someone just…

07.03.2026 15:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oyster Kracker

06.03.2026 19:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I couldn’t decide between calling him the Oyster KKKracker or the Graham KKKracker, so I settled on both.

06.03.2026 19:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Come see me drag the Oyster KKKracker in @jamiesbowen.bsky.social’s newest KKKrackerDrag

06.03.2026 19:37 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/

06.03.2026 14:26 👍 4209 🔁 1756 💬 133 📌 574

“…let’s focus on places where attention matters”…? Ok, like Nazi shit, then.

06.03.2026 15:24 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0