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John Magee

@eugenebwhitaker

I'm not very good at playing magic the gathering, i'm mildly obsessed with Philadelphia sports (sometimes). I'm a Gen Xer who read the book (did you know there's a book?) and a PhD drop out. Neurodivergent, i like to converse, ask me something.

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is the secret of the ooze that it grows up to be ivan ooze?

12.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

isn’t it too late to
be tanking?

12.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and if broccoli tastes like strawberries

12.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

my most common gripe food wise is that the stuff that is most good for us tastes the worse and vice versa. evolution and nature really screwed us. if it helps real caesar dressing has anchovies in it

12.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

driver side door stops showing closed cause o closed it too many time of seat belt buckle. car leaks when it rains. haven’t had a service since i bought it. hey look a thousand dollars plus whatever two tires cost

12.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this fear of new york subways is so dumb. it’s like leftover from the 80d like most republican bs?

12.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if any of the rats on this week's fear factor get hurt I'm going to do violence

12.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

and neither is an impeachment with the republicans i charge of congress

12.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The weird thing about FIRE EMBLEM: THREE HOUSES is...why aren't there any Black or Brown characters?

It's a little weird.

12.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0

they did that before cooking the donuts

12.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the teddy bear picnic tribute was nice. thank you one piece

12.03.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I did laugh out loud...pre breakfast viewing (time to pause to cook breakfast)

12.03.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

'a trend of incidents' - that's a nice way to put it

12.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The uvula?
So it's a girl whale

Man he dumb

12.03.2026 12:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

is he ok?

12.03.2026 12:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do I know any other women or queer game directors?

Recs to follow please! πŸ’›

12.03.2026 11:23 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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Still a few hours left on the discount Draft Token in the Arena store

12.03.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i mean this has been a slow slide for decades, factor in this is probably 'live' ratings and you gott worry about live+3, and live+7, I'm not a nielsen mfamily, never was, so never really mattered, but I only watch sports live these days...

12.03.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Super mario bros movie : generic kids movie held up by cameos and references 

Original mario bros movie with bob hoskins : avante garde cyberpunk film about a dystopian capitalist society bent ln genociding inferior species, brought down by two blue collar men

Super mario bros movie : generic kids movie held up by cameos and references Original mario bros movie with bob hoskins : avante garde cyberpunk film about a dystopian capitalist society bent ln genociding inferior species, brought down by two blue collar men

You know what tho

11.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 5255 πŸ” 1219 πŸ’¬ 95 πŸ“Œ 145
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a man in a hat says well then son you ve got a condition ALT: a man in a hat says well then son you ve got a condition
12.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i have an impulse control issue - i hear stupid I MUST correct stupid

12.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wait a minute what?
Is this one of those stores that has a silly mulligan rule?

12.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

um...well...with the way i am i just jump in and am like 'what are you talking about'

12.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i once dated someone from japan she told me subtitles are usually more accurate than dubs :)

12.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh i tried to watch the anime - but the first episode turned me off so much - everyone sucked - the live action made them less asshole so i'll stick with that...

12.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this captain smoker guy looks like he should be on final fantasy

12.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wait the world baseball classic is HOW old?

12.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have no side in said critical internet debate re hot dog sandwich or no - i find it entertaining that folks get so riled up - especially since hot dogs are gross

12.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

so is there just like an island with infinite devil fruits or something?

12.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

thank you too - sorry - weird me

12.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0