Laura

Salad made of arugula, cucumber, red onion, mango, kiwi, strawberries, blueberries, blackberries and raspberries with honey mustard dressing; some “Santa Fe eggs” — rice and beans cooked with veggies, salsa, sour cream and cheese, topped with red and green chile sauces and two eggs sunny-side up, with avocado on the side; a big Bloody Mary with a whole bunch of garnish

Everything is bad but I made brunch today

If Iran does anything that stops the flow of Oil within the Strait of Hormuz, they will be hit by the United States of America TWENTY TIMES HARDER than they have been hit thus far. Additionally, we will take out easily destroyable targets that will make it virtually impossible for Iran to ever be built back, as a Nation, again — Death, Fire, and Fury will reign upon them — But I hope, and pray, that it does not happen! This is a gift from the United States of America to China, and all of those Nations that heavily use the Hormuz Strait. Hopefully, it is a gesture that will be greatly appreciated. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

man.

My shoulder has stopped shouldering. Ouch.

dear ai. give me a successful hit tweet idea she kirk on my charlie till i gang violence

OH MY GOD. TURN ON THE TV IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT CHANNEL [bad drawing of 9/11]

i run a twitter account called Radical Funky Kong Facts. please give me a radical fact about funky kong to post he's dead

help i am the riddler and i can't think of a good riddle if a sound in the no one around, and fall, does it make a tree?

odd that my bluesky feed doesn't have any posts from the genius YourAISlopBores dot Me website, when it's all over my twitter feed, but it seems like it would be *more* popular here.

a sampling:

I’m all for a revival of mainline Protestant theology in the US, which I think would be broadly positive, and I wish Talarico well. I don’t mind at all that his Christianity inspires him, but I do wish he could find a way to express that without making Second Temple Judaism the obstacle to overcome.

Progressive Christianity arguably has even more of a supersessionism problem than conservative Christianity, since it needs to define itself as a Christianity of love against the conservative Christianity of rules and legalism, which is then inherently associated with Judaism.

Salad made of arugula, cucumber, red onion, mango, kiwi, strawberries, blueberries, blackberries and raspberries with honey mustard dressing; some “Santa Fe eggs” — rice and beans cooked with veggies, salsa, sour cream and cheese, topped with red and green chile sauces and two eggs sunny-side up, with avocado on the side; a big Bloody Mary with a whole bunch of garnish

Everything is bad but I made brunch today

Alexander Butterfield, the Nixon aide who disclosed Watergate tapes, dies at 99 The White House aide who revealed that Richard Nixon had secretly recorded his conversations as president has died. Alexander Butterfield was 99.

VAXXED?!

I can't compete with this.

I think this is about the temperature but honestly it works for decades as well

Partial section of the face of a full-size chocolate cat being held over the face of an actual cat.

Phantom of the Opurra

when the edible hits and you try to play it cool

Folks, you absolutely do not have to hand it to ISIS.

A screenshot from the New York Stock Exchange website saying that America 250 is ringing the opening bell tomorrow at 6:26 a.m.

I shit you not America 250 is ringing the opening bell at the NYSE tomorrow www.nyse.com/_events/NDE1...

Two Toronto-Area Synagogues Are Struck by Gunfire

whatever the impact of the Iran War is on the safety of Jews is Israel, it is pretty clearly at least short-term bad news for the safety of diaspora Jewry

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I'm sorry I read the phrase "the Iraq war was woke" and immediately started foaming at the mouth and had to howl at the moon.

Speak bigly and carry a soft stick

Incels Vietnam/Iraq/etc hawks
🤝
"We were too nice"

It's hard to internalize the fact that the administration really does believe the Iraq war was "woke" and that they would be able to easily defeat a substantially more powerful nation simply by being based chads

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

can't help but notice whose losses are expressed in dollars and whose losses are expressed in lives

A perfectly balanced atom just broke one of nuclear physics’ biggest rules Physicists have discovered a surprising new “Island of Inversion” in a place no one expected: among nuclei where the number of protons equals the number of neutrons. For decades, these strange regions...

oh! oh! jail for atom! jail for atom for One Thousand Years!!!!

www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

it is genuinely very funny how many big name/shop analysts have gone on tv in the last 24-48hr and been like "man we didn't think this administration would be so stupid" like, come on

as I've said for a while now, the entire plan and theory of victory is, 100% accurately, described as "I dunno bomb stuff I guess"

near perfect tactical execution all things considered, operationally incoherent, and strategically vacant, that's the DoD/USG promise

boy in retrospect, really shouldn’t have elected the worst person in the entire country president. that, it appears, was less than wise

TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... • 1d • Joined May '23 Birth of a Nation is a misunderstood film, IMO, depiction is not endorsement, and DW Griffith's contributions to cinematography shouldn't be overshadowed by the fact that some people decided to interpret his film as supporting controversial political agendas. O1 cartoon dog gf @jazzpomegranate.c... • 1d • Joined Jul '23 @ Bard @2 Cleric have you seen it? 0312 17 •~... TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... • 3h • Joined May '23 Wait, I just found some clips online. That's... look, I'll take Griffith at his word that he wasn't trying to seem borderline-fanatically bigoted, but really man; this could have used a second draft. 03

■ TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... • 3h • Joined May '23 Oh, fuck. 0 4 91104日日. TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... • 3h • Joined May '23 Yes, I can see why people thought he was promoting intolerance here. • 1 TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... • 3h • Joined May '23 Was it just impossible to find mixed-race extras back then? All of these half-breed northern soldiers are played by white actors in makeup!

目 TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... • 2h • Joined May '23 Huh. The film's treatment of Lincoln is surprisingly sympathetic. I think I can see what Griffith was going for, but some of the choices he made really detract from the more nuanced ideas he wanted to put across (why do the black characters speak like that?) 031 04 TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsky.social • Joined May '23 THAT'S NOT A TRIAL! THAT@S JUST MURDER WITH EXTRA STEPS! 3:07 PM • Mar 8, 2026

friends, I have brought you a gift

chat is it good when the oil lines go vertical

chat come back here

chat stop screaming

Challenge for people who believe Claude *is* conscious and use it anyway: Explain how you’re not a slaver.

Not to belittle the disgusting message, but they also spelled “murderers” wrong. They can’t even be racist correctly.