Seeing a few more ads than usual these days for products with some sports announcer talking as if the product or service was the big game.
All it really drives home is how meaningless most sports commentary is—full of vague platitudes and bluster. Its a prescription, not a fourth-down conversion.
Certain dudes are still upset with me when I said in 2012 that here in the US, being a straight white male is living on the lowest difficulty setting of life. From here on out I'm just going to refer them to these DOGE staffer depositions, and then tell them to go fuck themselves.
It should come as no surprise that there is an ETF devoted to doing the opposite of what Jim Cramer recommends. (Though it also sucks, down 15% last year. But I think the idea is sound.)
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Wow indeed!
Coming to PBS on April 1.
Gonna picture this in my head once I get the final balance, and think to myself, "Of course they'll use my money for something that helps people, instead of blowing $50 million in taxpayer dollars in one go."
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Now that I’ve had it pointed out to me, you can totally see the Dragon Quest Builders DNA in Pokémon Pokopia. And I loved that game.
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1. We are getting at least four more episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000
2. Vietnamese iced coffee, one of the most perfect foods
3. Laying down on clean sheets in a freshly-made bed
This is going to turn me into Handy from The Tick
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I will never forget the job I had where during a team-building exercise, we were asked to draw how we felt about the place. Most folks drew pleasant things, and then one guy in the corner just drew a bucket of crabs.
Come to think of it, we glossed over his entry.
A tuna fish sandwich with kewpie mayo is just that much better. Where has this stuff been all my life?
Street Books was the Awesome Portland grant winner back in 2014 and it's a project I'm glad to see out in the wild. Great folks!
“He does what?”
“He likes to guess their shoe size and orders it for them.”
“And they don’t fit?”
“No, he’s comically wrong. Like, every time.”
“And they wear them anyway?”
“Yeah. See, that’s how you know how sycophantic they are. It’s symbolism.”
(beat)
“Eh. We can’t do that. It’s too on the nose.”
Everything is on fire, time to watch The Apothecary Diaries.
Everyone in the Rear Palace is warm for Jinshi's form, and can you blame them? SO DREAMY.
I can think of several people that need to be sent into the Total Perspective Vortex. Would do them some good to get a sense of perspective.
Environmental storytelling at its finest. It's the few rotten thousand that ruin it for the other eleven.
Frame #3100 from S03 -E24 - Grand Finale - Part 1-628425
That questionnaire hits real different these days.
And if you're NOT anxious right now, I have some questions.
This is absolutely spectacular, Tal knocks it out of the park!
Currently undergoing more trauma which now has an insurance fuckup component to it.
This really hasn’t been my year.
You’d think with how West-Wing-poisoned they all are, they’d pick up that this is a “Bartlet’s poll numbers are tanking because he’s not liberal enough” situation. It’s literally the plot of the first season!
But they just remember the “can’t we all get along” crap and nothing else.
A fun YouTube hole to fall down into is automated mahjong tables. Hypnotizing!
OK looks like it might be fixed, I can remain up-to-date on pet photos, interesting articles, and centaur news.
Oh shit looks like Discord is having issues, how am I gonna get the hot goss from my friends in Today in Tabs?!
@rusty.todayintabs.com I am ill-prepared for this, halp
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Alex is right, plus the vaccine helps you not get shingles! Which totally sucks!
Note: the vaccine is also a doozy, maybe have it on a Friday and have some movies to watch because it Took Me Out.
Wanderburg
Look out, I'm the castle
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I already have trouble sleeping, what's getting up an hour earlier when you barely crack 5 hours a night?
(I do not recommend this, by the way)
Careful, you might order something extremely delicious to go with it next!
These dipshits destroyed USAID, blew up our science funding, stole all of your data to give to Elon, shut down the ability for you to file your taxes for free, and a host of other things.
Elon's bright boys, I wouldn't trust them to hold a sandwich.
