Mr. Wish Vendor

f a e r i e

Grummz

rice krispies are really broken tiny elf bones

True!

Our education system has failed, they don't even teach basic wish theory anymore 💀💀💀

i love rapid unscheduled disassembly

Do I want to see the rest?

a close up of a cartoon character with a big smile Alt: a close up of a genie from Aladdin with a big smile

Did.. did someone say wish?

Bring win for horses everywhere

Wired is dropping paywalls for FOIA-based reporting. Others should follow As the administration does its best to hide public records from the public, Wired magazine is stepping up to help stem the secrecy

They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.

Well I'm not a fan but I guess I could turn myself into one...

Tesla+$ surely this only means good things.

Drool

Ent did you say? Ent meat is always so tender

Sorry, proclamation from the king.

Go on my small friend

Whatcha know bout the genie joint?

adventurer: how’d you heal your wounds mid-fight without magic like that?

kobold: oh i was holding an oran berry

adventurer:

adventurer: a what

Real

A blue robed wizard stands grimacing, covered in slime, and holding his hands away from his body in disgust as a green slime girl sits on his shoulders with her legs wrapped around his chest.

A slime has been acquired for research! The subject has proven to be rather excitable and affectionate, capable of excretions far beyond my initial estimation.

I may be in over my head with this one. Egads...

#wizard #monstergirl #slimegirl #slime #research #ocart #art

Thank thee kindly

Hoiiii

AwoooAaoooo

Cerulean coast #eldenring 💙🥰

Enir-Ilim artwork #eldenring

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You can just call me the attention horse

#FrogFearFriday