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@inspectorhoots

Post-Derridean post-rocker taking it all in stride. Gym rat. Metalhead. Sour puss.

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Surprisingly Dominos ain’t half bad now for trash pizza.

15.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Quick! Put the Klan hood back on!

15.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is that what the kids call it now?

15.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bruh

15.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don’t ask for much around here. No-stir chunky and I get creamy peanut butter. It’s like the Buddhists say…

14.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It doesn’t pair well with abject stupidity.

14.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

14.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 11403 πŸ” 2380 πŸ’¬ 106 πŸ“Œ 52
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14.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with long hair and a beard is standing in front of a window holding a sweater and talking . ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is standing in front of a window holding a sweater and talking .
13.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sleepy reptilian public.

13.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Talarico on Trumpworld's "short term pain" talking point: "I'd like them to tell that to the parents of the American troops who have lost their lives. That is not short term pain. That is pain that will last forever ... no one asked for this."

13.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 11485 πŸ” 3251 πŸ’¬ 233 πŸ“Œ 96
Trump photo of him looking like an absolute dweeb and the caption: At Military Academy with my parents, Fred and Mary!

Trump photo of him looking like an absolute dweeb and the caption: At Military Academy with my parents, Fred and Mary!

This is so embarrassing.

Dude just started an illegal war most people hate so he’s posting pathetic β€œI served too” stolen valor shit from 60 years ago?

13.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 616 πŸ” 136 πŸ’¬ 108 πŸ“Œ 29

Why does he look like he’s wrangling an ornery turd?

13.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S. allows temporary purchases of Russian oil already at sea to stabilize energy markets The U.S. has temporarily authorized the purchase of Russian oil stranded at sea to stabilize energy markets.

www.cnbc.com/2026/03/13/b...

β€˜And in other news, the President authorized the sucking of Putin’s d!ck, β€œas it was already out of his pants.”’

13.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stable genius

12.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s ask AI πŸ€–

12.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who could have connected the dots? Einstein maybe.

12.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stable genius

12.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Fear - Let's Have A War
Fear - Let's Have A War YouTube video by andreas kant

youtu.be/ti3welmcVxY β€œJack up the Dow Jones!” #Fear

12.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Those aren’t kids!

12.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Canadian Cancer Society urges lowering colorectal cancer screening age to 45 The Canadian Cancer Society wants all provinces and territories Wednesday to lower the colorectal cancer screening age to 45 from 50.

The Canadian Cancer Society wants all provinces and territories Wednesday to lower the colorectal cancer screening age to 45 from 50.

12.03.2026 11:15 πŸ‘ 1114 πŸ” 307 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 25

If the shoes fit you must acquit.

12.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought we had the biggest most muscular lethal warfighting force in the universe.

12.03.2026 13:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was there.

12.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I asked President Trump about the FBI reportedly seizing election records in Arizona. He said they must have done that because it was a β€œrigged” election. I pointed out to him that his own AG said there was not measurable voter fraud to overturn that election. Then he called me a rotten reporter.

11.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 3170 πŸ” 965 πŸ’¬ 642 πŸ“Œ 185

A pathological lunatic is sowing our destruction.

12.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What did we win?

12.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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