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How bout this name?

“Tina Peters Serves Her Full Sentence”

🤷‍♂️ Surprising. They were so good at loudly asking people to define what a woman is.

If you do trump’s bidding on Tina Peters we’ll assume you’re either an maga accomplice or a collaborator.

It will follow you…forever.

Seems like you shouldn’t expect to receive respect if you’re unwilling the give it to others.

Seems like a $Billion per day could solve some real problems here in the US.

Tina Peters doesn’t deserve clemency. Colorado is watching.

No clemency for Tina Peters tho

This is the crap they always falsely accused democrats of—“they’re going to take away our cheeseburgers!” 🍔

If released, she’ll head to Fox News before even going home.

And they’ll laugh at how easy Polis rolled over.

Colorado deserves better.

If he commutes her sentence, after she showed zero remorse, it should be the only thing Polis is ever remembered for.

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No clemency for Ms. “convicted by a jury of her peers” Tina Peters.

But then, when they were holding all the levers of power, they just forgot to rig it in again 2024?

Seriously!?

I feel like we’re in good hands here with Captain Bone Spurs and Whiskey Pete.

It’s terrifying that American servicemen and women are in harms way to serve this senile golfer’s delusions.

Sorry, no money for health care, affordable housing, education, or to reduce food prices.

There’s a big hole in my budget where my health care premium subsidy used to be.

Can I get a drape for that?

Can we just have some health care please?

Follow the money

Eating crickets is maga patriotic.

What if instead of moving *two* carrier groups to the Middle East to distract from the Epstein files we just did one—and every American got health care and and a box of Omaha steaks 🥩 on the savings?

Everyone at Lockheed Martin and Northrop Grumman is getting an Epic Fury bonus this year.

The political donor class better get their yacht orders in early to beat the rush.

As I scroll through triumphal pro-war tweets, thinking about this image a lot today:

patel in absurd K$H outfit

was it a bad idea to put a weirdo grifting podcaster in charge of the federal bureau of investigation, who can really say

Tina Peters, former Mesa County clerk, sentenced to 9 years in prison over voting systems breach | Colorado Newsline Judge Matthew Barrett cited Peters’ lack of remorse, and the fact she has “remained quite defiant” during his remarks before announcing the sentence.

CO has a smooth running and reliable voting system. There is some fraud tho…

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Funny how doge missed all the actual waste, fraud, and abuse.

Truly a mystery

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Remind me, do FBI Directors have “absolute immunity”?

Accountability

Eww. I didn’t even consider that.

I don’t think JD has the juice to hold the maga coalition together. I’d be surprised if he could get elected on his own. My guess is he flames out like DeSantis.

What do you think?

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What doesn’t get counted doesn’t exist.

Can we get a kickstarter going to open a coal-burning power plant upwind of an exclusive golf resort in Florida?

We’ll call it “Mercury-a-Lago”