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Freelance distributor of worldly wisdom, vengeful sarcasm, confusing sentence fragments, clever spelling errors, and creative profanity. All DMs will be answered…by your mom.

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It’s the Target strategy

1. Get the right wing to hate you
2. Then get the left to hate you too
3. Profit

11.03.2026 08:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It would be poetic justice if, as a final twist, Putin released the compromat on trump anyway.

11.03.2026 08:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They’re a special form of waste, fraud, and abuse that holds baskets of fruit.

11.03.2026 08:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does Hegseth have complete and total immunity? 🤔

11.03.2026 08:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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What smells like war crime in here?

11.03.2026 08:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fact Sheet: The Iran Deal, Then and Now - Center for Arms Control and Non-Proliferation Updated June 2025 What is the Iran Deal or “Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action” (JCPOA)? On July 14, 2015, the United States and its international negotiating partners reached an agreement with Iran o...

Funny—The JCPOA didn’t cost American lives or a $billion per day.

armscontrolcenter.org/the-iran-dea...

11.03.2026 07:45 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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If only there was something like…”evidence” or…”facts” people could use to argue for their policy positions. Is that a thing?

11.03.2026 07:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Trump suggests using US cities as ‘training grounds’ for military Trump told a gathering of military leaders they should use American cities as “training grounds” to fight against what he called a “war from within.”

He said U.S. blue cities were their “training grounds”

Maybe this is what they were training for all along.

www.militarytimes.com/news/pentago...

11.03.2026 07:28 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Hegseth spent millions just on lobster tails. Can’t be a badass alpha male warfighter with an empty tummy.

11.03.2026 07:22 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Tina Peters’ attorney says she 'has remorse' after governor says remorse is a requirement for clemency An attorney for the famously defiant election denier suddenly said she has remorse after Colorado’s governor said it was a prerequisite to receive clemency.

CO Governor Polis is going grant clemency to unrepentant Tina Peters to please donald trump. One has to wonder…why? 🤔

CO voters aren’t asking for this—they’re begging him not to do it. How many seconds before felon 47 installs her as “national election czar”? Shady.

www.9news.com/article/news...

11.03.2026 07:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I wonder how many homeless veterans could have been helped with that amount of money. Perhaps…all of them?

10.03.2026 23:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How bout this name?

“Tina Peters Serves Her Full Sentence”

10.03.2026 07:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤷‍♂️ Surprising. They were so good at loudly asking people to define what a woman is.

09.03.2026 07:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you do trump’s bidding on Tina Peters we’ll assume you’re either an maga accomplice or a collaborator.

It will follow you…forever.

08.03.2026 06:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Seems like you shouldn’t expect to receive respect if you’re unwilling the give it to others.

08.03.2026 06:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Seems like a $Billion per day could solve some real problems here in the US.

07.03.2026 09:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2

Tina Peters doesn’t deserve clemency. Colorado is watching.

07.03.2026 08:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No clemency for Tina Peters tho

07.03.2026 08:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is the crap they always falsely accused democrats of—“they’re going to take away our cheeseburgers!” 🍔

05.03.2026 06:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If released, she’ll head to Fox News before even going home.

And they’ll laugh at how easy Polis rolled over.

Colorado deserves better.

05.03.2026 05:42 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

If he commutes her sentence, after she showed zero remorse, it should be the only thing Polis is ever remembered for.

05.03.2026 05:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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No clemency for Ms. “convicted by a jury of her peers” Tina Peters.

05.03.2026 05:30 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But then, when they were holding all the levers of power, they just forgot to rig it in again 2024?

Seriously!?

03.03.2026 19:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel like we’re in good hands here with Captain Bone Spurs and Whiskey Pete.

02.03.2026 19:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s terrifying that American servicemen and women are in harms way to serve this senile golfer’s delusions.

02.03.2026 19:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry, no money for health care, affordable housing, education, or to reduce food prices.

02.03.2026 19:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There’s a big hole in my budget where my health care premium subsidy used to be.

Can I get a drape for that?

02.03.2026 18:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can we just have some health care please?

02.03.2026 18:46 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Follow the money

01.03.2026 06:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eating crickets is maga patriotic.

01.03.2026 06:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0