inexpressible need to know what it would feel like to have someone tiny make out with my clit. I realize this is literally what's happening when they do it on the tip of my dick but still-
good for her
#teratophilia
(sound of the voice of someone large enough to accidentally swat you across a table) "good golly miss dolly, isn't this little dress just the cutest!!" (scraps of fabric you cobbled together to feel something again)
I eat my veggies every day (:
that, and the detective going through the killer's fridge and only finding like a dozen bottles of champagne and nothing else and getting so mad about it she crashes out and wrecks the apartment
just a really quick cute moment of "omg I only did that bc im a lunatic but you're actually into this???? wowww hot" me as hell
never finished Killing Eve, but a scene I loved is when the serial killer sent the detective a bottle of perfume to "apologize" for murdering her coworker
but the next time they see each other the serial killer pauses and sniffs and goes "...you're wearing it?" like genuinely surprised + flattered
two main reasons I don't post switchy thoughts here:
1) you're gonna be weird about it in a meta way that I find annoying
2) most doms are used to laying down "yes, or-" instead of "yes, and-" and get annoyed when I don't enjoy that
LITTLE MISS POLLEN PANTS 😭
thats when I pluck a bug girl out of my garden (i like her cause when she climbs the tomato vines and jiggles them it helps them self pollenate) (also lmao she's so tiny lol bug girl)
(sound of the voice of someone large enough to accidentally swat you across a table) "good golly miss dolly, isn't this little dress just the cutest!!" (scraps of fabric you cobbled together to feel something again)
you're introducing me to all the other shrunk people in your group but I keep addressing them in a cutesy fawning tone like I'm being introduced to a bunch of plushies
"oh hello there mister thimble! and oh hiii good day to you as well miss thumbtack! aww is it mrs? is this mister thumbtack-"
this would endear a micro to me so so fast
asking if they think it will when it obviously won't and making them say no is so cute
shrunk magic users whose spell sound effects got all tiny and stupid along with them >>>>>>>>
that'll be you
"ah shit where did all my tiny kickstarter money go aw beans"
shrinking is gonna become real and it's gonna be Only them and you're gonna get them and you're gonna be the tiny yogscast guy forever
curse of the monkeys paw (you get tiny Yogscast)
Clutched like a teddy bear against her chest while she sleeps.
Her grip's a little tight, but the soft rising and falling of her chest as she breathes and the gentle thumping of her heart leave you without a single fear in the entire world.
#sizesky
*pokes you into it and you come out my ear with a slide whistle sound effect*
seats you in my belling buton
you'd already be invisible like a year or two ago are you kidding me
Nowhere left to run, little thing. =) #sizesky
...maybe getting caught wasn't such a bad thing. #sizesky
awhu... my tea,,
im nooottttt
the 👁️looks👁️ you catch me peering at you with, not even 2 weeks into "cohabitating because you're waiting for the shrinking condition to become symptomatic"
if falling asleep with eyeliner on is so bad, why do I look always wake up looking so fuckable? really makes you think
yeah no that's actually super impressive in the way the pyramids are for someone like you, really it's on me for not having a berry bucket out
no ty it's perfect as it is (:
