Pup Espy 🔜 LA, NYC, EDC:LV

fuck it. let the intrusive thoughts win.

Average Amex transactions for a day

Not unless you booked it hoe. I’ve been busy and cafe was working

Bruh Friday night I tried to be responsible and take the 22 home from jackhammer but it didn’t show for an hour so I just went back to my friends’ apartment upstairs and got horny with a puppy? Also met a straight abdl couple? Still fuck the CTA but it made for a good story

Fuck you @chicagocta.bsky.social

I am officially a CTA hater after the past 5 days. You’ve stranded me across town 3 separate times and also made me miss a doctor appointment today.

I’d say go straight to fucking hell but because it’s you assholes that requires a transfer

I’ll take out a billboard if I have to and he knows I’m serious

Girl I’ll bully you via the mail if I I have to

He got me in the libideals channel and then tried to get me to buy the daily 50% off item regularly

“How can you afford to not buy it really” -Max 24/7

Bean or doc? Must know.

I regularly consider blocking @shinybetamax.bsky.social for financial reasons.

This hoe and I spend money every time we get on FaceTime and I cannot sustain this. Last night I called to complain about being sick and then we booked flights to Las Vegas for my birthday?

Someone step in and help us

🎶 This is for all my puppies who don’t get hyped enough (hey, puppies)

If you’ve been done wrong, then this your song, so turn it up 🎶

I refuse to whore myself out to any corporation…

Except delta airlines. They can hit it for free any day

Just called the side of the bed I don’t sleep on the “passenger side”

Get in bitch we’re going for a ride

Ya know, red has always been my favorite color

⛓️📸: @pupjayo.bsky.social

Idk but that doesn’t have to stop us from trying!

There is no greater threat on Chicago city streets than a black Nissan Altima with temporary tags

I've said it before but it bears repeating:
Men are soooo.....😡🤬👊🏽💢🖕👎🏽

.....but also...

MEN🥵🥵🫠🫠🫠😩🍆💦😭😭🥺🥺👉🏾👈🏾👉🏾👈🏾👉🏾👈🏾

See attached qualifications for ruining your husband’s hole

Hi

Ya know, red has always been my favorite color

⛓️📸: @pupjayo.bsky.social

I think it’s funny that based off my posts you’d think most of my sex is abdl but it’s actually a very small percentage of my sexual activity it’s just the only part that has photos lol

I’m very bad at stopping what I’m doing to take a photo or video haha

Very good boy behavior. But if you were the beeessssst boyyyyyy you would have a cage on your bone

Yeah yeah yeah I understand that I am indeed 3 nodes in the network

Literally just sending borks and barks at each other from the farthest distance possible (we can now do it across the lake)

Someone please explain why the Meshtastic network in Chicago is just pups and furries

I……would give anything to be in the room when you do

(But only if you don’t show photos of me lol)

Potty training: cooked