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some goober in mesopotamia invented agriculture and now I have to have a credit score, how is that fair

I bet many people feel this way as well

Good morning!

Waffle House griddle, bacon, hash browns, things of that nature

Waffle House is just southern hibachi

He literally just went for a walk. He looks like I divorced his dad and stole his bike.

no no bluesky isn't 100% progressive. we have geico and the yellow ostrich one too. liberty biberty

im on every app. im in your city, in your neighborhood. the sales associate who handed you a large when you asked for a medium? that was me. i am now behind you.

The idea of Texas A&M knocking Texas out of the playoff in a rivalry game they haven’t played in over a decade gives me a secondhand hater’s high so intense I probably shouldn’t drive right now

Based?

A little gposing to pass the time...Love taking shots of myself and my beloved.

raccoon with the caption "Normalize not having energy I am very tired"

Not sure what to make of this place yet, but it's already oodles better than where I came from.