Taxtm Sermax

Twitch Twitch is the world

twitch.tv/nerdherdfurs is our main
&
twitch.tv/nerdherdfurs_player_2, is the P2 account, for anyone curious.

If you lightly coat the inside in corn starch, you definitely won't have as much an issue, regardless of how grippy it normally is. I don't actually know HOW grippy it is, but I suspect pretty grippy.

just keep posting your nastiest furry art everywhere. they can't ban us all

Missed drawing my son

Chasing your best friend through the woods, knowing that they’ll get tired soon and your powerful legs can run all night.

You smile through razor sharp teeth. They’re scared now, but that’s ok, you know that, after the bite, they won’t have to be scared of anything anymore

Psyduck is getting an official sofa thanks to Japanese furniture manufacturer Cellutane! Now available in Japan 💦

More specifically, the Player 2 account is me, 99% of the time, since both of us often watch streams together, and need a way to differentiate ourselves in chat. So Lance uses our main account on his phone, I use the Player 2 account on mine, and the TV just stays logged in with the main one too.

Mutual that also stream, drop your Twitch links here! I wanna make sure @lance28.bsky.social and I are following y'all! If you see NerdHerdFurs and/or NerdHerdFurs_Player_2 on there, that's us!

My handsome photographer of a husband having some fun with a shot he took of me in my silicone catsuit.

Big muscular man just starting to tf into a big muscular bull. His cock is getting long and thin, while his balls grow round and heavy. His chest is also swelling as his nipples become teets perfect for milking.

Guess it's time to practice my bovines, seeing as how it's #MinoMarch!

#Tf #TfTuesday #TfEveryday #Transfur #BullTf #BullTits

Akagsishsissjbsj yes yes please

Oh my god, Nick Fuentes said vote democrat?

Things really ARE bad for the right, jesus. HA I am not giving that man any flowers by the way, but I'm just over here watching a storm trooper and a nazi fight and I am ready to present them with an array of weapons to help with the injuring process.

Do i need a sylveon jock and underwear....

No.

Am I going to buy it and that entire clothing line...

You bet your partially prolapsed ass hole I am.

Sometimes I feel like I'm going insane when my brain does that thing brains are wont to do where you debate somebody in your head?

Like...if you point out to someone that PolitiFact analyzed 1000 Trump statements and found 69 PERCENT of them to contain falsities...how are they fine with that?

It is LITERALLY *STATISTICALLY* a bad idea to trust what this man says.

MATHMATICALLY.

How on earth do you trust that kind of person not to eat YOUR face? Most presidents lie, but he literally lies more than he tells the truth...DEMONSTERABLY.

I feel like my brain's in a microwave.

Corrupted with a latex slug in your brain that alters your body to produce latex in place of orgasm or lactation...

You can resist all you like, but those horny, breed-heavy thoughts the slug gives you urges you to convert your friends...

You won't tell them though, they must be converted~

I'm so tired of living in America man. This country fucking sucks, its run by morons.

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Freedom means the dumbest person alive is legally allowed to do the stupidest thing imaginable.

Don't feel too bad. I'd probably end up doing the same. 😆

@monstrousrick.bsky.social reminding me I take good care of my wrists so carpal tunnel is unlikely I'm just a fucking moron who tried doing cartwheels yesterday 😞

Shame on @capcom.bsky.social for refusing to work with VA unions on #megaman12.

Bowser is hot.
Wart is hot.
King K rool is hot.
King Koopa is hot.

Big green creatures are hot.

Bruh $3.49 for lowest tier gas is straight robbery

Raichu and Oshawott Squishmallows have been previewed ⚡️🌊

2024 Video Of JD Vance Warning About Kamala Harris Sending Young Americans 'To Fight In Stupid Wars' Resurfaces

This you, JD? 👀

I just left another briefing on Iran. YouTube video by Senator Elizabeth Warren

I just left another briefing on Iran.

Here's the only part of Trump's plan that is clear to me:

He won't spare a cent for the 15 million Americans who will lose their health care, but he'll spend a billion dollars a day bombing Iran.

In a shocking turn of events, Democrats have broken from their usual plan of "Waiting to see if Trump is actually as bad as we can blatantly see that he is"

#CassetteBeasts

If you encounter the evil pig clown, he'll suddenly kiss you, sucking your humanity out through your mouth and blowing piggishness back in through your nose. Your body will swell like a balloon, filling with pig fat, and when it's all over, you'll snort through your huge, flared pig snout. 🐽🐖