Christian Gentzel

Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon

Here is my conclusion after sitting through Maxwell's deposition with her refusing to answer a single question about the men who raped underage girls, saying she would only do so for clemency.

She must immediately be sent back to the maximum security prison where she belongs.

Showed this picture to my wife while snickering, and she asked me if I was broken inside.

There is a major political organization allied with the president that got so mad a Latino artist was tapped to play at the Super Bowl they made a whole alternative show. We should all take a moment to reflect on that. It is so blatantly racist.

Bad Bunny holds a football that says Together, we are America.

Unidos somos América.

The advertising during the game stood out for a high number of celebrity cameos and advertisements for futuristic technology, particularly for products like electric vehicles, virtual reality and cryptocurrency.[136][137][138][139] There were many cryptocurrency-related ads drawing comparisons to dot-com commercials during Super Bowl XXXIV in 2000,[140][141] leading some to refer to the game as the "Crypto Bowl".[142][143]

does anyone else remember when the 2022 Super Bowl had so many crypto ads people were calling it the Crypto Bowl and then crypto just absolutely fucking tanked?

anyway

Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

This commercial was so, so closed to being based, but then it was a hims & hers commercial, and I cried.

If you have a problem with a performance that ended with THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE - well, you’re a bad person

“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it

BOOOOOO

I would rather set my Mom’s house on fire than watch a commercial where…

*checks notes*

… Mr. Beast promotes Sales Force.

it's so funny that he wedged in a complaint about the new kickoff rule at the end there lmao

Fuck ICE

Super Bowl?

More like Super Bullshit!

HE DIDN’T EVEN EAT A CARROT.

Bad Bunny got into the endzone and scored before either offense

Today I learned that Mike Tyson weighed 350 lbs., ate a pint of ice cream an hour, and wanted to kill himself.

Then he ate an apple, talked about how fudgy Americans are, and then told us to be healthy.

Obesity has been solved.

loved every second of Bad Bunny. That message of inclusion and a celebration of cultures like Puerto Rico’s is just what America needs right now. Plus, his music just gets you in motion. 10/10

Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.

Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher

Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher

coinbase left "am I sexual?" out of the lyrics because jeffrey epstein funded cryptocurrency for the international trade in csam

This is the Super Bowl for people who hate AI and cannot escape it no matter how hard they try

SpongeBob representing my frustration towards AI and Crypto ads

“God. I wish I didn’t have to see any more AI ads tonight.”

> Coinbase enters the chat

Me:

GOD FUCK OFF COIN BASE

BRODYQUEST YouTube video by Neil Cicierega

Super Bowl LX

This would be a face turn that would rival Batista hitting Triple H with the thumbs down in 2005.

Where do I register my dissatisfaction with the number of AI commercials

I’m glad he’s passing on the potato farm. I was really scared we weren’t getting potato chips anymore.

We’re not even through the first quarter, and I’d already be hammered if I took a shot for every AI commercial that’s aired tonight.