Amy

Pretty sleepy so I thought this said gay horror movies

aaa gonna be in a proper comedy show at Melbourne fringe this year.. excited

I had to avoid all the smosh reddit videos entirely for a week ish and now I skip any with those specific two people on and every time I am reminded of it I’m just like what the hell was that

I am always chasing mildly interesting background noise to have on while I’m working and for a while I’ve been going with smosh reads reddit stories but I watched one a few weeks ago where the two people Shayne had on had such a shockingly bad take on something that I had to stop listening. Haunting

God I was recently given doctors orders to not have any caffeine after noon and I hadn’t even considered this

if you're having a nice weekend please consider that it might be because you have the favor of the golden witch, beatrice

We have been playing Umineko slowly over many weeks and every time I see her I am filled with joy. I am on her side I hope she wins

2 years ago today my phone spontaneously snapped in half and I made this work of art

Ooooh I just did not meet a deadline at work due to adhd crash out health stuff and I am Not looking at the teams chat with the guy who I had to send this document to

the reverse: @ the theatre where I work which is basically just a ticket desk + a fridge of Various Beers, someone asked Me for a reccy and I froze like I was in mortal peril

It’s just.. soooo funny to me..

I’ve read all the bridgerton books & also love to watch the show (it’s Fun low stakes drama) but my absolute fav thing is when purity culture youths who have never encountered a bodice ripper before read the books after watching the show & then make outraged TikToks about it

that’s not a cutesy way of saying anxiety to be clear. I have various sources of anxiety

ooh I am Not getting any sleep tonight from the anxieties

So I am desperately looking for other work because I want to really fuck up those choke points with minimal notice possible

Current work situation is that I accidentally became important at work and also a choke point for Several different very important processes that all need my constant attention and focus, and they are paying me like shit for this. I asked about a raise and was told it wasn’t in the budget, so

the thing about my job is I don’t think a new job will Necessarily be hugely better (apart from the fact that starting from scratch would mean much less responsibility) but I would only take a new job if it paid me more

there are two wolves inside me, one is thinking about the speed at which my job is eroding my mental health, the other is thinking about how much I would like to eat some nikujaga

Not all of them I’m their biological son

I Think it’s this

what’s to understand they’re going to aim a raygun of a sort at my tongue and shrink it

what I’m trying to look like

anyway they’re going to shrink my tongue with a ray gun of some sort apparently

Went to a sleep Dr yesterday expecting him to say that I have sleep apnea because I’m fat but instead was told that I have sleep apnea because my tonsils, tongue and adenoids are all gigantic and too big for my jaw and that being fat has basically nothing to do with it. Another win for fat bitches

Oh there’s nothing wrong with the jeans that I have! I will absolutely repair and wear them forever. It’s just that I want to wear them every single day and I would love some different colour options and maybe a jorts version ahahah

God I’m so desperate to replicate the fit of one specific pair of jeans I have that I’m about to learn to sew pants

Its one of my fav shirts its so good