Ell Massey

I’m in love with this man.

Need a dream interpreter on this one. Got fired from my job, loaded my stuff in the car and went to a mandatory office party at a random apartment complex. A lady tried to put her cigarette out on my forearm so I went to leave but my car had been stolen.

One nice side effect of having aphantasia is that I can watch good shows for a second time (when the all the new content sucks) and remember very little about the show. #Lilyhammer

it’s raining and the sun is out and here is the current weather according to my weather app

my front porch view in Mountain View, AR this morning. happy 420, y’all!

Okay, Captain Obvious. Get busy!!

Memphis weather is crazy this time of year. From 83° to 38° in just 4 days.

Gamers unite ✊👊

Par for the course

and this is why we can’t have anything nice.

sweet baby Jesus, we needed some good news today

icymi 👇👇👇

and the theme song for every celebration could be “Dancing in the Street”

our language is weird, right?

Uggh. Sounds like modern day torture. Hope it’s over soon.

Henry is really feeling himself on this particular caturday.

@juliadavisnews.bsky.social: "Don't think for a second that aid to Ukraine was stopped because Zelensky didn't wear a suit or disputed Vance's 'stories' that originated with Russia-funded bloggers. Trump was going to do this all along, and the Russians knew it. 'Trump is ours' remains their motto."

if i was still flying, i would totally spend my vacation dollars in Vermont this year!! and stay at Mad River.

I paid into social security for over 30 years till I gave up career to raise my disabled child who gets SSI and Medicaid which keeps him alive, he has many medical conditions. Take him and that away from me so the rich have more money and what the fuck 1/2

Good luck!

Hung out with a good friend and watched the SNL 50-year anniversary show Saturday night and shared previously guarded secrets with each other. Ate and drank like Caligula because, why not?

Hot take: I was planning to watch it based upon the Oscar fervor, but not interested now. Thanks for the post.

Seems like a pretty important detail

just once, i would like to enter my neighborhood pub and everyone yell out “Norm!”

I would love to hear more stories about businesses that were affected by the economic blackout.

NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.