Jive XXL

is bluesky really like this?

rip bozo 😭

hell yeah you do

fair

we all know conservatives are evil, but how can anyone look at democrats and see them as "the good guys"? i'm baffled.

im on the runaway bus with that duck and the driver took away my ipad so he can watch skibidi toilet videos while he drives us to Canada

Grok whats updog

i legally changed my name to Catboy Webtoon

black cat forgiveness

i would like to apologize for this post. it was insensitive and inappropriate. this was posted during a dark time in my life and I'm not that person anymore. please forgive me. i will try to do better.

I’m sad to share that I’m losing my job as assistant manager. The company that I’ve worked for the last 2 years is going out of business. We were told 2 days ago & I’ve applied every where. I’m already behind. If you’re able 2 help c@shapp $alohatarah please share 💜 wish me luck 💔 I’m scared

snape kills dumbledore

gluten

thanks sweaty

Bluesky puts a giant clipart wiener onto your profile picture when you're jerking off now

very cool thanks

where are you watchin? i have heard good things

the chicken

babies are dirty. thats why they invented baby wipes.

the man with many faces

lies and propaganda

posted a photo of your dinner and now you're reaping the harvesters of your actions

a kickstarter to raise funds for a surgery to turn my penis into a 5th place bowling trophy 🏆

im crying uncontrollably. inconsolable.

no no, shes okay. its me that is crashing out..

FREE SLICK RICK

i dont know what to do anymore. if it wasn't for my sister i would be dead in a ditch. i have so many regrets and they consume my every waking moment. my life is basically over. im sorry to everyone that i am such a failure. just want it to be over.

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congrats!