It would be fun trying to watch knobheads like Trump get elected when Canada's sending 55 electoral college votes. I think an injection of 40 million liberals is exactly what the U.S.A. needs.
Mate. If anything, this cough is COUNTER productive.
If the Bob Dylan film doesn't climax with him joining the Travelling Wilburys I'm not here for it
Pulp performing Lipgloss: "Now nothing you do can turn him on"
When you clean your induction hob
A screenshot of a social media post with two comments: 1. The first comment is by a user named “pizzapastaprozak” from 6 hours ago. It reads: “A heist movie but it’s Patti Lupone, Aubrey Plaza, and Miss Piggy. Miss Piggy is the only Muppet, and it’s simply never mentioned. She has several human male suitors, including Pedro Pascal.” Below the text are icons indicating 199 likes, comments, and a share/retweet option. 2. The second comment is a reply from a user named “dropsofjam” from 2 hours ago. It reads: “Every time Miss Piggy looks in the mirror her reflection is played by Jennifer Coolidge, again, never explained.” This comment has 2 likes and the same set of icons for interactions. The background is a dark theme, and profile pictures are visible for each user, but they are small and indistinct. The reply is slightly indented to indicate a conversation thread.
I would watch the hell out of this.
I've just found this very official-looking letter from the kiddo's school.
No, I'm not going to I bleed the radiators. I'm going to burp them.
My son's livestreamed talent shows on Tik-Tok have started gaining some real momentum. The other day he stepped out of his bedroom (which is next to our bathroom) to admonish about how five thousand people had heard my horse-wee.
Accidentally walked my kids through the sex shop and strip club area of Brussels last night, much to their embarrassment. Got to the metro station we were looking for and of course it's called ROGER.
If you've done Wordle 1,157 you'll know how much those last two yellows killed me. 4/6
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I should add that I am a person who is into musicals.
You've got to watch what you say around people who are into musicals haven't you
Chatting to my kids, 11 (football) and 13 (pop culture) and we've come to the agreement that Taylor Swift is Manchester City.
Hello. I have come here to BlueSky, which is nice. But I'm nervous to carry on ranting and raving about the fascists on our streets in case the algorithm thinks I like getting worked up about things. I'm hoping for a good mix of being informed and enjoying a cat being silly. Any advice?
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