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Silly artwork, puns, Maths. Possibly some stand-up/poetry/writing if I find the time. Occasional cryptic crossword setter. Had the evilflea handle for ages, trying out a stage/pen name.

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Cryptic crossword No 3,214 Β· MyCrossword Solve Cryptic crossword No 3,214 on MyCrossword. 15x15 grid with 22 clues by evilflea. Published Sat 14 Mar 2026. Features annotated solutions. Free to solve online.

It's a late entry for "My First Cryptic Crossword of 2026"

Sample clues:

Claims to program caught fish (7)

Kevin loses very badly with burly French character (11,4)

Master not half angry over unfaithful representative (7)

mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3214

14.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yay!

14.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As is traditional, after much checking before publishing, I have of course made a tiny change. (Just a quibble over choice of spelling that I thought I'd already done.)

14.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cryptic crossword No 3,214 Β· MyCrossword Solve Cryptic crossword No 3,214 on MyCrossword. 15x15 grid with 22 clues by evilflea. Published Sat 14 Mar 2026. Features annotated solutions. Free to solve online.

It's a late entry for "My First Cryptic Crossword of 2026"

Sample clues:

Claims to program caught fish (7)

Kevin loses very badly with burly French character (11,4)

Master not half angry over unfaithful representative (7)

mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3214

14.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I will say one thing: nothing demonstrates the value of military history, the staff and war colleges, and reading military theory like watching a war conducted by a bunch of guys who skipped all of that in favor of 'manliness' and push-ups.

13.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 773 πŸ” 183 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 2

Meriam Ibrahim, a Sudanese woman sentenced to death for her religious beliefs, but eventually allowed to leave Sudan, owes her life and freedom in part to her Sudanese lawyer, Elshareef Ali Mohammed's LL. M. in International Human Rights, gained here in the UK (at the uni at which I then taught)

13.03.2026 09:52 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Labour's hostile attacks on migrants not only deny some safety, they deny people a future. Chevening Scholars are meant to be future world leaders. Labour's policies have never been about creating a "fairer system". They just want to prove that they can be nastier than the last government.

14.03.2026 07:08 πŸ‘ 160 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Everyone loves estate agents so this was a great idea for a stunt.

13.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 109 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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Tomahawk

13.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

See, my mistake there, whilst compiling my first cryptic crossword in ages, was thinking to myself, "This has been an easier process than usual."

12.03.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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An hour apart. Perhaps we should stop treating the mindless weathervane spinning in the breeze as if it has a clear strategic direction we can ascertain.

09.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 2440 πŸ” 559 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 71

Probably won't give it another go with her then πŸ˜…

09.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I did wonder but then risked it anyway! 😬

09.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

10yo Tiny did normal bird stuff, and then directed Edgar Allen Poe towards appropriate help. And reacted to all the swears I didn't say out loud.

09.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's not the noise they made as they came down.

09.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I pulled the lever.

09.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also no no no I *know* this is making me want to make a text adventure game but I have enough unfinished projects thank you

09.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Once Upon A Midnight Dreary

Please have a play. You are a raven. A creature of myth and legend... or just a big bird, your choice.
Eat the gods!
Dance with a Dracula!
Take Edgar Allan Poe to Alton Towers!
Ruin a Zumba class!
Drive the M4 w a mythic princess!
Get very lost & end up in the wrong game!
j2gb9g9f.play.borogove.io

09.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 100 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 18

So far I've done normal bird stuff and killed Edgar Allen Poe.

09.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The guy who voices Master Chief from the video game "Halo," who was featured in a White House meme video showing missiles blowing people up in Iran, calls it "disgusting and juvenile war porn" wapo.st/3NhffGm

09.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 6086 πŸ” 1564 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 79

Maybe, don't really know how it works and also very very busy saying yes to too many things all the time!

08.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
ANDREW GARFIELD: 'The spiderweb of nature is what feeds my soul'

ANDREW GARFIELD: 'The spiderweb of nature is what feeds my soul'

The most gloriously cheesy article teaser you'll ever see is on the cover of the Woodland Trust's Broadleaf magazine.

08.03.2026 12:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Purest, undiluted Bluesky

06.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

β€’Clean up your email inbox (badly)
β€’Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
β€’Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
β€’Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

06.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 5409 πŸ” 1190 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 9

Comprehensive education can easily be one size fits all, yes, but that's a political choice. A range of appropriate pathways that allow a more tailored approach to each child can exist in a single institution.

06.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I went to a boys' Catholic grammar and it was toxic. And then I went to a mixed grammar for sixth form, which was a lot nicer, but I still don't think it did anything for me that couldn't have been done in a more egalitarian setting.

06.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah but it *sounds* like a promise of social mobility, if you don't look to closely at it. Which is a large part of Farage and his ilk's shtick.

06.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

06.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 11699 πŸ” 2155 πŸ’¬ 111 πŸ“Œ 129
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I am now in my 55th year of being an imminent millionaire.

04.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 17754 πŸ” 2591 πŸ’¬ 1092 πŸ“Œ 274
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a dog wearing sunglasses and a life jacket is riding a jet ski . ALT: a dog wearing sunglasses and a life jacket is riding a jet ski .

On the school run without needing to put a coat on.

02.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0