Margaret Brown

Tell you something that 'Hide This Post for Me' feature is really helpful

Once again "No Dunking"

It's a women's weapon except for all those men that used poison as well

Oh this is about the gambler

Is this the guy who poisoned women by getting them to swallow stuff on the street and one victim was written off as dying from over consumption of alcohol until he mentioned her in a letter to the police.

Idea for a playlist: Homer Simpsons taste in music. All the songs that classic era Homer Simpson likes.
Yummy, yummy, yummy
The Best of Ray Stevens feat. The Streak
You make me feel like dancing
Tighten up

Don't know about goats but I do know that donkeys get lonely so you need to put another animal in the field with them.

Well you all the more reason for you to learn who to handle one

That tracks. I mean to think poetry pays then you.must be mad.

He'll still be blaming the alcohol fumes then that was one of the arguments against women working in bars. Obviously it was also stated that it therefore destroyed women's fertility and milk

But even for men working it was considered like going down the coal mine

And softs. Ginger beer (with no beer) or Raspberry Lemonade.

Look out for Fentimans, Belvoir or Fever Tree. These are all called posh softs (,soft drinks) here.

Also was his mother working in the pub? Was he born in a pub family?

Actually one other thing that surprises the US is we can handle our drink. Honestly, our drinking culture is stronger. But just bow out and don't let them buy for you because they'll always get you a 250ml glass when you want a 175ml glass

And we use cunt in the same way as fuck or sod

I'll say this: casual swearing is something to get used to. It's used in the same way people use errrr or ummm. We don't notice it.

a man with a beard is talking into a microphone while wearing a clippers jersey Alt: Clippers James Harden roll eye gif

Stabbings in Falkirk?

From a country that teaches school children how to hide from shooters.

It's not cold you have to deal with, it's the damp. Which makes things feel colder

You should see me at Christmas when the cards turn up.

Which in itself is a mystery as the tramway is sunk into the pavement

It was awful because they wouldn't take "that's too close" for an answer. Especially as it was always done by someone who had no sense of personal space.

I'd get rid of the handshake too.

I prefer a mild respectful bow with a nod. I probably need to go live in Japan

Watch out though it's all CITC (Cunts in the Comments).

The real solution to the trolley problem is to shoot the driver and therefore activate the Dead Man's Handle.

Runaway trolley is a *deliberate* act people

The yoke of my new project in Empire Blue and egg yolk yellow

Already started a new one

Boom 💥

Hiding in the gatefold or on the insert?

All the fun of going off to the "period talk" at school but at your work

Margaret in her licorice jumper standing with her hands on her hips

Margaret leaning into the camera to show the full effect of the licorice stripe

Finished the jumper

Squardle Express - oh so *that* word isn't excluded, is it?

Went to Osbourne House, it's full of muddy brown paintings of places Victoria went to, highland scenes, dog paintings, china cabinets and images of the bairns at various ages and on their wedding day.

It was like visiting your Granny's. Your fabulously rich Granny's

I think I'm going to have to have some words = Holy shit get out the building, leave now, don't wait to collect your stuff this is going to be brutal