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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie

@julesingreen

I'm mostly here for the cats. And reality TV, books, drag queens, laughs. LGBTQIA+ Ally.

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"You can go fuck yourself" is my go-to! The last thing I ever said in a Domino's Pizza franchise, right after I got banned.

10.03.2026 18:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why would an adult get mad over missing a birthday? If it's someone you only know online, that's just dumb. But I don't even really get mad if people irl miss mine.

10.03.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Take care of yourself, Bertie's Dad! I hope you improve soon. ๐Ÿ’š

10.03.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice! I'm just getting started again knitting and crocheting after a long break, about 7-10 years? Mostly like riding a bike!

10.03.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I did not like him. He's so white bread.

10.03.2026 16:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She saved the world. Again.

10.03.2026 16:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Literally me, even when Lizzie looks like she wants to kill me and it's thumping her tail.

10.03.2026 16:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cute! What pattern is this?

10.03.2026 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha! You got the pillow! I need to order a shirt and stickers.

10.03.2026 14:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a young boy in a suit and tie is holding a cup of coffee on a saucer . ALT: a young boy in a suit and tie is holding a cup of coffee on a saucer .

Looks like a pinky to me!

10.03.2026 04:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some of them are now. It's so stupid.

10.03.2026 04:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just finished it, and I liked it, but I felt like I let it get overhyped in my head, which automatically leads to disappointment, warranted or not. I do that a lot with popular books. โ˜น๏ธ

10.03.2026 04:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It seems so fun, but I don't know 90% of what they're saying.

10.03.2026 04:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not until you've finished the season!

10.03.2026 04:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pulchritudinousness? Oh, I think it's just pulchritude.

10.03.2026 04:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Over my melted dead body! It was 85 here today. I'm afraid we're in for a hot summer.

10.03.2026 04:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of minions are sitting on a plane with the words fight ! fight ! fight ! fight ! fight ! fight ! ALT: a group of minions are sitting on a plane with the words fight ! fight ! fight ! fight ! fight ! fight !
10.03.2026 04:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh thank goodness. You would've killed me. Carry on! ๐Ÿ˜

10.03.2026 04:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, I know that! I mean with the Voldemort's nephew and whatnot.

10.03.2026 04:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh god tell me my comment got deleted fast enough

10.03.2026 04:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I probably would have ignored the show, but I was drawn in by your skeet. Had to decode it, that was fun!

10.03.2026 04:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fits perfectly! ๐Ÿ’š

10.03.2026 04:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Try not to toot, Gus!๐Ÿ’จ ๐Ÿคญ

10.03.2026 04:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking at all the replies to the OP made me sad. So many shows we don't have access to now.

10.03.2026 01:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, I do, and I also like that afghan!

10.03.2026 00:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, people love crime. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

10.03.2026 00:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Save Bandit!

09.03.2026 20:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been happy with the apples they've sent in the past, but I did get rotten mandarins.

09.03.2026 20:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I finally tried to order some groceries, but they have no flavor of bagged apples that can be delivered, so that ruined it. I'll just get scurvy. โ˜น๏ธ

09.03.2026 19:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
TIFFANY POLLARD IS AN ICONIC GUEST | ZIWE INTERVIEW
TIFFANY POLLARD IS AN ICONIC GUEST | ZIWE INTERVIEW YouTube video by Ziwe

This interview is taking me OUT! I've never seen Ziwe laugh this hard. NY is unhinged! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ I need @chanfranfran.bsky.social and @chappellskickback.bsky.social to see this (IF Chantele is allowed!) Is she going a little Kanye?

09.03.2026 18:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0