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Jules & Lizzie the Tortie

@julesingreen

I'm mostly here for the cats. And reality TV, books, drag queens, laughs. LGBTQIA+ Ally.

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two women are laughing with their tongues out and one of them is holding a glass . ALT: two women are laughing with their tongues out and one of them is holding a glass .

Holy shit

11.03.2026 01:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a movie you genuinely enjoy that's known for being bad?

11.03.2026 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Absolutely bananas.

11.03.2026 01:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so intrigued by the posts we're seeing! I wish I understood more Spanish. They seem so fun and lively.

11.03.2026 01:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for the reminder! I have A Light in the Attic in a box somewhere! Maybe another one, I'm not sure.

11.03.2026 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

True. His best work was in the BB House.

11.03.2026 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh crap, I might have spoken too soon about Louis & Trey! ๐Ÿ˜ฆ #BattleCamp

11.03.2026 00:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm finally watching #BattleCamp, and I'm surprised at the friendship between Trey and Louis. They're actually pretty cute together as friends, just dancing around in their cabin. This is definitely better than that other camp show with the teams of cops and friends, the one with Josh Duhamel.

11.03.2026 00:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Here's how I used to do very well: Entertainment Weekly, back when it was a real magazine. But I just kept up with their Oscar coverage, and looked at the features like "academy voters anonymously tell how they voted" and Especially the final "who's gonna win" ballot they publish.

10.03.2026 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hope it's more fun than the bunker in Paradise.

10.03.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oof. Can't be as many maga people as Masked Singer.

10.03.2026 20:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you Elliot Gould?

10.03.2026 20:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a girl blowing a heart with the words `` sending positive vibes ! '' ALT: a cartoon of a girl blowing a heart with the words `` sending positive vibes ! ''
10.03.2026 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Most Likely To" #houseofvillains

10.03.2026 19:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For the real Bloom MFs.

10.03.2026 20:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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snoopy and woodstock are holding a pink flag that says good luck ALT: snoopy and woodstock are holding a pink flag that says good luck
10.03.2026 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Governor? Of Alabama? Is this one of those joke accounts?

10.03.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now I'm sad because I haven't seen any ducklings in person in a long time.

10.03.2026 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol, could say the same thing about here (North Texas). What we don't get are blizzards or large earthquakes. Pretty much everything else, sure, at any time.

10.03.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a white shirt is dancing on a dance floor in front of a crowd ALT: a man in a white shirt is dancing on a dance floor in front of a crowd

If I were going to try #DancingWithTheStars, which season would you recommend? I have never watched a full episode.

10.03.2026 20:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"You can go fuck yourself" is my go-to! The last thing I ever said in a Domino's Pizza franchise, right after I got banned.

10.03.2026 18:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why would an adult get mad over missing a birthday? If it's someone you only know online, that's just dumb. But I don't even really get mad if people irl miss mine.

10.03.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Take care of yourself, Bertie's Dad! I hope you improve soon. ๐Ÿ’š

10.03.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice! I'm just getting started again knitting and crocheting after a long break, about 7-10 years? Mostly like riding a bike!

10.03.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I did not like him. He's so white bread.

10.03.2026 16:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She saved the world. Again.

10.03.2026 16:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Literally me, even when Lizzie looks like she wants to kill me and it's thumping her tail.

10.03.2026 16:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cute! What pattern is this?

10.03.2026 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha! You got the pillow! I need to order a shirt and stickers.

10.03.2026 14:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a young boy in a suit and tie is holding a cup of coffee on a saucer . ALT: a young boy in a suit and tie is holding a cup of coffee on a saucer .

Looks like a pinky to me!

10.03.2026 04:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0