Andromeda👽

(to you. you can beg me until then ❤️)

i’m saving myself til marriage ❤️

i uh. just got my OCD diagnosis.

i feel like i gotta stress how incredibly sexy it is to read the stuff @jaybug.bsky.social writes. it’s always been sexy but PARTICULARLY knowing some of the stuff he’s written after we got together is inspired by me is incredibly hot ✨

stops you running away by bringing a single finger down on top of you from behind

no you’re so right. if you wanna connect with someone maybe start with hello? crack a joke???? have a back and fourth???? how on earth will you know if you’re compatible with someone if you don’t have some kind of prior relationship 😵‍💫

no no no you’re right

(super sour pickles usually scratch this itch for me when I’m really craving something with a strong flavour)

i also used to have a really bad addiction to the samyang spicy noodles but i ate so many of them I gave myself IBS. i do like strong flavours but i get too obsessed with them loool

when i say dopamine issues, i mean i used to have a really bad take out addiction. i actually really love food with strong flavours but for me that usually means foods that are ✨expensive✨

i promise my meals are not just beans on toast haha most of my meals do have good seasoning. i just hate elaborate meal prep and never want to eat it the day after

no offence but this picture is amazing

me when i don’t have anything immediately to worry about

“what so you’re an alien? so… are you going to shove stuff… up my butt?”
“omg no. no no. not unless you want me to. no im going to shove you up MY butt”

this is what i’m saying. i could throw my bag down before leaving and they’d be gone

i’d be at work like “oh god they’re dead. i’m going to do home and they’ll be dead and it’ll be my fault somehow”

i just gave myself heart palpitations in the moments between wake and sleep thinking about how actually stressful looking after someone who was 2 inches tall would be

inspired by hearing someone in the gym say they used ai for their routine

pov you’re done for

they wouldn’t let me in so i hope you got my soda

oh no my 20 hours oblivion play through with no commentary has been muted how will i keep studying

idk. guess i’m just tired haha

not to get too personal but in my real life, i have basically totally gone back to people using she/her for me because it’s just… an uphill battle trying to get people to see who i actually am. it’s become easier for me to pretend now. i just like this space to be where i can actually be me.

i can be a little angry and just jump into stuff sometimes/get a little mean spirited. but it does hurt when people are just over familiar with me and then just get it so so so so wrong

i’m trying to be a little more patient with people recently. mostly for my own peace of mind. there is a limit on me correcting people 100% and it’s IS there in my bio. just choosing to assume they 1)didn’t follow me from previous socials and 2) just missed it

i’m just really really bad at sometimes knowing what comes off as mean when it’s supposed to be funny but i’m trying to get better at it

it’s in my bio haha

genuinely sorry sometimes im not so good at the lines between mean and funny and gentle banter 💔💔 genuinely was just supposed to be a funny way to ask not to be called that

it simply just doesn’t feel good to me and it is in my bio.

you can call me literally anything else i’m giving you so much creativity by being a huge alien