i truly am at a point where that’s fine. if believing that about me brings you peace that’s okay. but why are you so obsessed with me???? i kinda just wanna talk to you at this point like no exposing you or anything. what’s your motivation here???
ok so i wasn’t going to post this because like yeah whatever i don’t care genuinely. BUT this proves that whoever sends these is 1)the same person and 2) follows me closely because i only put my ngl link up here
✨❤️
andromedas first few days on earth interacting with a tiny went like this
“enjoy this little human?”
“no… no say ‘you like that little man’”
“are you…. having a nice time?”
“no… it’s really easy just ask me ‘you like that little man?’”
“why would I ask you that?”
“just say it”
“Are you-“
“JUST-“
1) i believe in you 2) i have a really weird face so it’ll be cool to see your take on it
hello (if you’d like to) ✨
cringe millennial giantess who is about to crush your city with her heckin stomperinos
His current stories, specifically the stories inspired by me or the future ones? ✨
(to you. you can beg me until then ❤️)
i’m saving myself til marriage ❤️
i uh. just got my OCD diagnosis.
i feel like i gotta stress how incredibly sexy it is to read the stuff @jaybug.bsky.social writes. it’s always been sexy but PARTICULARLY knowing some of the stuff he’s written after we got together is inspired by me is incredibly hot ✨
stops you running away by bringing a single finger down on top of you from behind
no you’re so right. if you wanna connect with someone maybe start with hello? crack a joke???? have a back and fourth???? how on earth will you know if you’re compatible with someone if you don’t have some kind of prior relationship 😵💫
no no no you’re right
(super sour pickles usually scratch this itch for me when I’m really craving something with a strong flavour)
i also used to have a really bad addiction to the samyang spicy noodles but i ate so many of them I gave myself IBS. i do like strong flavours but i get too obsessed with them loool
when i say dopamine issues, i mean i used to have a really bad take out addiction. i actually really love food with strong flavours but for me that usually means foods that are ✨expensive✨
i promise my meals are not just beans on toast haha most of my meals do have good seasoning. i just hate elaborate meal prep and never want to eat it the day after
no offence but this picture is amazing
me when i don’t have anything immediately to worry about
“what so you’re an alien? so… are you going to shove stuff… up my butt?”
“omg no. no no. not unless you want me to. no im going to shove you up MY butt”
this is what i’m saying. i could throw my bag down before leaving and they’d be gone
i’d be at work like “oh god they’re dead. i’m going to do home and they’ll be dead and it’ll be my fault somehow”
i just gave myself heart palpitations in the moments between wake and sleep thinking about how actually stressful looking after someone who was 2 inches tall would be
inspired by hearing someone in the gym say they used ai for their routine
pov you’re done for
they wouldn’t let me in so i hope you got my soda
oh no my 20 hours oblivion play through with no commentary has been muted how will i keep studying
