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you can count on me 🫡

not to be rude but I'm going to fuck that old man until he cries

50 year old leon s kennedy can get it in such a deep disrespectful sloppy way that his younger selves simply could not

that jiggly axe on leon's ass really gives him the look of a slutty hip sway ngl

two women sitting with their faces very close together. one holds a cigarette and reaches around to lift the other's shirt to grope her, the other reaches to take the cig and crosses her legs casually. she reclines quite comfortably into the first woman's shoulder.

paradisa and @juinreed.bsky.social 's mahtab have been having this bonkers toxic yuri moment lately I'm obsessed I'm going feral I'm howling at the MOON

that does make a friendly fire for #summerartfuck smh my head 😔

she loves helping 🥰

screenshot of patreon's payouts page

reminder when you're doing your taxes, the number patreon is putting on your 1099 is the gross and they DO NOT exclude all the money they took from you in fees. you need to deduct that yourself as business expenses. an easy ("easy") way to do that is to download your earnings by month

screenshot of mobile game walkscape which shows that I walk near or over 20k steps most days. my feet are in shambles

hey does anybody need any daily steps? I have way too many

one time I made mousse and it was good, but also I overwhipped it because I got distracted wondering "what would happen to it if I overwhipped it"

Consentacles and clematis (2023)💜
Love a climbing vine that can be trained

#nsfwart #tentacles

monochromatic art of two people in a dressing room. dylan (he/him) obscures nik (they/them) to the viewer, but the mirror reveals that he's covering their mouth and slipping his fingers into their underwear. he is fully dressed in a vest, button up, and slacks while their tight pants and skimpy underwear are pulled down just past their butt. he looks mildly annoyed, yet he participates as they grin under his fingers. curious

"are you TRYING to get us forcibly removed?"

dylan takes nik out shopping because he likes giving his friends gifts. but nik prefers bonding through novel experiences 🤗

something I've come to realize lately is that I will not tolerate being publicly complained about. do NOT post about me instead of talking to me, period, hard boundary, no second chances anymore. if you need to vent about me you can take it to the dms with your besties, not the entire internet

when you're singing along and you leave the room, but you know the song well enough to keep singing, and when you return to the room the music is in you're still perfectly in time 😎

hey everyone, just fyi: this shit rules

omggg this is so much info and super helpful thank you?? coincidentally just talking about chronic tension headaches from stiff trapezius yesterday too and this is really easy to adjust/expand to hit all that stuff 😤 I'm gonna be doing this all night at work now

fuck it. prove to me you donated at least $15 to them and i'll draw something for you. Probably sketches (i'll post examples in the replies). My DM's should be open, feel free to censor your name, etc.

Let's help some trans people out of a terrible situation.

drawing of a woman on a balcony, looking down at a huge mermaid-like creature. the street is covered in water and everything looks old and rundown

alleyway meet up

how do you do the massage? with your fingertips, with your palm? ngl if my body gave me a freaky click when I massaged or stretched I would definitely do it more often. I only stretch my back regularly bc my lower back almost always has a big pop by the end of the day

by giving me one roll of bread instead of three you are literally taking bread out of my mouth, I hope you know

the thing about discord nitro. is that if you have any tier of nitro below the most expensive one, the entire app is written to speak to you like a free user. it will literally tell you to "get nitro" for the crime of paying them real money but not as much as they wanted. pisses me off

squints...

I wouldn't say it makes me feel like puking but it does hurt like something is jabbing into my throat even without touching it, and I have a thyroid disorder and trouble swallowing pills, which I never thought to connect before. fascinating

😭

office workers deeply desire to turn me into the joker and that's why I don't get to draw very much anymore

1. stop putting bulky recyclable cardboard in your trash
2. STOP 🫵 putting literal food in the recycling I'm going to lose my mind

if you put entire cardboard boxes in your desk trash because you don't want to take the extra few steps to the recycling bin that I actually collect recycling from: I am personally preventing your entry into heaven

it's novel because 99% of the time dylan says "are you insane"

rearranging society to put janitors at the top

dylan 👉 @juinreed.bsky.social

for now

monochromatic art of two people in a dressing room. dylan (he/him) obscures nik (they/them) to the viewer, but the mirror reveals that he's covering their mouth and slipping his fingers into their underwear. he is fully dressed in a vest, button up, and slacks while their tight pants and skimpy underwear are pulled down just past their butt. he looks mildly annoyed, yet he participates as they grin under his fingers. curious

"are you TRYING to get us forcibly removed?"

dylan takes nik out shopping because he likes giving his friends gifts. but nik prefers bonding through novel experiences 🤗

IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A WEEK!