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Holy shit there is a combination boardgame bar and kink club next to us called the playroom. Brilliant idea.
I'm not saying you should be online more but...
Happy birthday! Do it!!!
No one mentioned the nude I posted and deleted. Rude.
Beautiful culture here
Fun fact: you can drink tequila all day in Mexico thanks to a grand tradition the hotel employees call "Señora, usted tiene un problema."
What's your favorite post of mine that I deleted
They call this a heater shield because you use it when a lady is, well, let's say 'ready to be parried'
Walter O'Dipshit
I have the large mane of an animal in winter to protect my neck from all the biting
Posts too hot, thirst traps too thirsty, they'll kill you
Probably
this is what i get for telling cis anime fans that they’re gay :(
Me saying happy Monday and sending a picture of me by the pool And his response is "God damnit"
Texting my boss while on vacation
My family was kicked out of church when my mother was choir director and my father was the organist because my dad came out of the closet. They chose no music over accepting my gay family.
This is the tool tip item description that appears if you mouse over your pubes
This is my new catchphrase
I bet you're getting some good tips on how to survive family court
They're not supposed to take us out of our packaging, we immediately depreciate in value!!
This shouldn't be allowed
It's so humid here my hair is so curly and huge
The quebecoise dairy queen lady
My dad learning he's sitting next to a big group of gays from Montreal
We are legion and we are annoying af
Déré Kwouingne! À la Vanne-île!
Me when I hear other French Canadians on the beach near me
I still doubt it! Never seen one I could confirm
How is there already an international women's day when we all just learned they existed a few days ago
#drinking #saltwater
"The wood feeds the fire. The fire transforms the wood. That is our love."
Visibly stoned Wendy's cashier with great taste