The Ugly Machine

pounding the table yelling
BIG HAIR
BIG HAIR
BIG HAIR

Always true

Me with poofy hair and you can also see my collarbones

They're ok I guess!!

Greetings, I am afflicted with every disease. Please escort me to your enemies' water supply.

I wanna grow it real long and just have a wild animal mane in the summers

I'll fuckn do it again

Show me how you draw armor, please...

Apparently I caught a ton of blocks after posting a selfie, am I doing it right?

Proud of you for this

I'll trade you a hitmontop for your hitmonbottom so they can both evolve

Where you go to either the Hole or the Pole region

A selfie of me with shaggy hair under a cap with glasses

Human muppet

A bronze statue of a naked coyote girl on a swing

Some of you

Fun fact: you can drink tequila all day in Mexico thanks to a grand tradition the hotel employees call "Señora, usted tiene un problema."

Eat my shit and hair

Yo same

A guy sleeping hugging and anvil with no pillow

My family is sitting around the table all talking about their special pillows they need to prevent neck pain.
Meanwhile, me:

No! No!!!

who wants to be wifey everyone raises hand who wants to stop being crazy no one raises hand

Me in the snow in a tee shirt from a few years ago

You got this

It's less mean than girls getting cunniLinkedIn who are networking to find better opportunities out there

Holy shit there is a combination boardgame bar and kink club next to us called the playroom. Brilliant idea.

I'm not saying you should be online more but...

Happy birthday! Do it!!!

No one mentioned the nude I posted and deleted. Rude.

Beautiful culture here

Fun fact: you can drink tequila all day in Mexico thanks to a grand tradition the hotel employees call "Señora, usted tiene un problema."

What's your favorite post of mine that I deleted

They call this a heater shield because you use it when a lady is, well, let's say 'ready to be parried'

Walter O'Dipshit