Lizzie

Is this thing on *taps mic*

Bonjour

Who made this 🤣

I was very confused there for a second because I thought that was Scottish Banff 😂

Window is now locked and loaded (the state of that frame though ffs)

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Going to replace the broken lock on my living room window tonight. Don’t tell me I don’t know how to live.

So many years of awfulness, trouble, hating myself.

Started CBT. It’s already helping so much.

Recently i got into trouble at work for being too productive (i now know I’ve been hyper focused).

I’ve been diagnosed with add (it’s adhd but without the h). For years I’ve been beating myself up about many things I won’t go into.

I’m so excited I’m going to Sweden for my pal’s wedding and omg I have to learn all the words for The Bridge song. I’m sure that will impress the lads.

Did you run it?

I’m watching the JonBenet Ramsay documentary on Netflix and it’s so fucked up and I’m only half way through the first episode.

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Today I officially inherited my mum’s car does anyone know how they work and what does this pedal do

Playing a game of pish chicken with the dog. He refuses to go out for a pee, I am desperate for a shower.

Who will break first?

I hate mashed potatoes so I used vibes to suggest butter, black pepper and cheese

I woke up to seven messages from my uncle and I panicked thinking another horrible thing had happened.

He’s looking for mashed potato tips.

fml

Snow is happening. Thankfully it’s put my sister off from visiting so I can be an antisocial cow all weekend.

priest: do you take this person to be your shenanigan
them: i do
priest: do you take this person to be your lawful hijinks
them: i do
priest: i now pronounce you in cahoots

A blue, red and yellow Roma adidas tracksuit

Electricity 110
Groceries 300
Roma tracksuits 111,000

Can someone who knows how to budget help me my family is dying

This poor boy having to go in the huff again because his evil mammy doesn’t want him to get cold.

Phone GreyhoundLine!

Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social Alert: The guy who runs the largest anti-progressive blocklist—the one seeking to eliminate from Bluesky anyone who wrote on the Trump-Russia scandal—speaks Russian and uses the Russian imperialist spelling (Kharkov) of the city he studied in (Kharkiv) on his LinkedIn. Be wary of @numb.comfortab.ly. November 19, 2024 at 9:21 PM · 👁️ Everybody can reply 125 reposts 14 quotes 493 likes 🔁 35 💬 139 ♥ 493 Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 38m I’m not going to name the person here, but had been wondering why I’m on hundreds of progressive Bluesky users’ blocklists as the leading biographer of Trump’s scandals—including three bestsellers on the Trump-Russia scandal. I don’t know this person, but he’s dead-set on people not reading my work.

imagine being seth abramson, in 2024, and thinking the only reason people wouldn't want to read your 200 post threads about some bullshit you're never right about is because they're secretly 'anti-progressive' and also secretly FSB

So one of my US cousins’ stepson is in the US Air Force and he had the honour of emptying out Joe Biden’s personal toilet on Air Force One.

I bet that’s a tale he’s telling the grandkids.

Rivals is perfectly silly fun tv

I’m watching the Jilly Cooper thing on Disney and it’s really entertaining. The music is banging as much as the characters.

Hearing an American say mirror will never not make me laugh.

You talked me into it. I just used my very last credit for the audiobook.

I started watching Spiral and it’s excellent. Somehow remembered what une sorcière is which was random. Anyway it’s too late for more.

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Started watching Syndrome E on Walter Presents and I’m not sure I’ll sleep tonight.