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Author, Wicca for Beginners. I write about birds, bats, folklore, history, art, archaeology, things spooky and spiritual, monsters, and VERY bad movies. Ideal day is a hike with my sassy parrot to a Neolithic stone circle for a picnic that includes cheese.

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I thought coffee was supposed to keep you awake, though. #Riffotronic

15.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well @mumbdaddy.bsky.social that was awful. Good job. #Riffotronic

15.03.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why does Casa del Pantalones have shirts hanging in the window? #Riffotronic

15.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The actors taping the radio call-in show must have been dying laughing in between takes. #Riffotronic

15.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wouldn't that be creepy? Driving alone after dark somewhere, with Art Bell telling you about alien anal probes? #Riffotronic

15.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@hollyeh13.bsky.social she has one of those OEDs with a little magnifying glass over her fireplace. #riffotronic

15.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Leaving someone sleeping in your house with candles lit seems unwise. #Riffotronic

15.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, the santa claus scooting into the elevator was hilarious. #Riffotronic

15.03.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The elevator in the building where I used to work was notorious for breaking down. We used to tell new hires to always have their phone on them because getting stuck in the elevator was a rite of passage. They laughed and didn't believe us until it invariably happened to them. #Riffotronic

15.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank goodness we didn't have to watch it. #riffotronic

15.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody could deliver their lines well with people stopping them every 10 seconds and telling them how they screwed up. #Riffotronic

15.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No, it was filmed somewhere where interior design was done by clowns. #Riffotronic

15.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The vibe I'm getting from this movie. #riffotronic

15.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
African grey parrot on a table with a TV in the background.

African grey parrot on a table with a TV in the background.

Her Nibs the #Parrot wants me to play with her RIGHT NOW. #riffotronic

15.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That first one is almost a haiku. #riffotronic

15.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tonight's link and handy dandy playlist for the #Riffotronic presentation of Sole Survivor!
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14.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey @mumbdaddy.bsky.social. according to Wikipedia, this film "received mixed reviews." #Riffotronic

14.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Later today… a woman survives a traumatic plane crash only to waste her second chance on a boring doctor and even more boring dialogue. It’s Sole Survivor on #Riffotronic. Flight departs at 5pmPST/8pmEST. Have your boredom pass ready.

14.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

What was that about bong water? #bmoviemaniacs

14.03.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As usual, #bmoviemaniacs, I enjoyed your fine company this evening. The movie? Meh. :)

14.03.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One baking soda volcano, coming up #bmoviemaniacs

14.03.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is that a Playmobil wasp? #bmoviemaniacs

14.03.2026 04:03 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Getting ready to move and purging my physical media. This album belonged to a friend. Keep? Don’t keep? I mean, disco vampires.

14.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

The buzzing reminds me of camping in Minnesota and there always being one annoyingly loud mosquito stuck in your tent. (There was more than one mosquito, but there was always one really loud mosquito.) #bmoviemaniacs

14.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Deus ex volcano-a. #bmoviemanaics

14.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"All right, everyone, we need to depict the horror of these deaths in realistic way. George, pretend you're falling out the window, but you're dead." #bmoviemaniacs

14.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These people's pit stains both gross me out and make me feel sorry for them. #bmoviemaniacs

14.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This print is amazing, but not good enough to make me forget how bad the movie is. #bmoviemaniacs

14.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They're getting a lot of mileage out of the vulture footage. #bmoviemaniacs

14.03.2026 03:32 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow. That bee is as convincing as the Disney Jungle Cruise hippo. #bmoviemaniacs

14.03.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0