I thought coffee was supposed to keep you awake, though. #Riffotronic
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Author, Wicca for Beginners. I write about birds, bats, folklore, history, art, archaeology, things spooky and spiritual, monsters, and VERY bad movies. Ideal day is a hike with my sassy parrot to a Neolithic stone circle for a picnic that includes cheese.
I thought coffee was supposed to keep you awake, though. #Riffotronic
Well @mumbdaddy.bsky.social that was awful. Good job. #Riffotronic
Why does Casa del Pantalones have shirts hanging in the window? #Riffotronic
The actors taping the radio call-in show must have been dying laughing in between takes. #Riffotronic
Wouldn't that be creepy? Driving alone after dark somewhere, with Art Bell telling you about alien anal probes? #Riffotronic
@hollyeh13.bsky.social she has one of those OEDs with a little magnifying glass over her fireplace. #riffotronic
Leaving someone sleeping in your house with candles lit seems unwise. #Riffotronic
Okay, the santa claus scooting into the elevator was hilarious. #Riffotronic
The elevator in the building where I used to work was notorious for breaking down. We used to tell new hires to always have their phone on them because getting stuck in the elevator was a rite of passage. They laughed and didn't believe us until it invariably happened to them. #Riffotronic
Thank goodness we didn't have to watch it. #riffotronic
Nobody could deliver their lines well with people stopping them every 10 seconds and telling them how they screwed up. #Riffotronic
No, it was filmed somewhere where interior design was done by clowns. #Riffotronic
The vibe I'm getting from this movie. #riffotronic
African grey parrot on a table with a TV in the background.
Her Nibs the #Parrot wants me to play with her RIGHT NOW. #riffotronic
That first one is almost a haiku. #riffotronic
Tonight's link and handy dandy playlist for the #Riffotronic presentation of Sole Survivor!
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Hey @mumbdaddy.bsky.social. according to Wikipedia, this film "received mixed reviews." #Riffotronic
Later todayβ¦ a woman survives a traumatic plane crash only to waste her second chance on a boring doctor and even more boring dialogue. Itβs Sole Survivor on #Riffotronic. Flight departs at 5pmPST/8pmEST. Have your boredom pass ready.
What was that about bong water? #bmoviemaniacs
As usual, #bmoviemaniacs, I enjoyed your fine company this evening. The movie? Meh. :)
One baking soda volcano, coming up #bmoviemaniacs
Is that a Playmobil wasp? #bmoviemaniacs
Getting ready to move and purging my physical media. This album belonged to a friend. Keep? Donβt keep? I mean, disco vampires.
The buzzing reminds me of camping in Minnesota and there always being one annoyingly loud mosquito stuck in your tent. (There was more than one mosquito, but there was always one really loud mosquito.) #bmoviemaniacs
Deus ex volcano-a. #bmoviemanaics
"All right, everyone, we need to depict the horror of these deaths in realistic way. George, pretend you're falling out the window, but you're dead." #bmoviemaniacs
These people's pit stains both gross me out and make me feel sorry for them. #bmoviemaniacs
This print is amazing, but not good enough to make me forget how bad the movie is. #bmoviemaniacs
They're getting a lot of mileage out of the vulture footage. #bmoviemaniacs
Wow. That bee is as convincing as the Disney Jungle Cruise hippo. #bmoviemaniacs