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11.03.2026 17:51
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Oh, I didn't know that.
While technically it is good that I didn't buy candy at the grocery store it is also terrible and everything sucks and is stupid because of it.
We're number one with a bullet! (As it were.)
Oh yeah, that's what I meant.
Ramen? Cheese toast? Tomato soup? A cup of mustard?
Screenshot from the original NES version of Legend of Zelda. It is one of the shops but instead of the usual inventory the shopkeeper is selling KFC-branded french fries, a soft drink, and some sort of green thing in cup. The shopkeeper says, "Welcome to KFC we outta chicken".
8-bit artist's rendering of something that happened to my wife and me once.
A white dog and a black/tan dog sitting next to each other on a large beanbag chair next to a window. They are looking outside in case of nefarious poultry.
It's so important to keep an eye out for the neighborhood turkeys that they're willing to sit next to each other.
Skagwayed.
This is how I access BlueSky
CALL YOUR SENATORS and tell them absolutely NO on the SAVE act, which is deliberately designed to keep married women, trans people, & anyone who's ever changed their name from voting. It's an evil and pointless bill. Kill it dead.
If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice
Just knocked a glass off the kitchen counter and reflexively stuck out my foot to save it.
My friends, I saved the glass from breaking by cushioning it with my foot.
A man sitting on a chair on a frozen lake, ice fishing. Some additional gear is strewn around him.
60 degrees in Minneapolis today so obviously it's time for ice fishing on Nokomis.
And that's Christianity in a nutshell.
Seriously feels like we're down a man.
Well, how could they possibly come up with anything more quintessentially punk than... *checks notes* Huey Lewis and the News?
Bangers Only 2.0 making it happen. #MNUFC
A small pot with chopped up andouille sausage and peas next to a wok with fried rice with egg frying next to it.
Oh I'll just add some spices... Oh I'll just fry up a little andouille... Oh I'll just- (4 minutes later...)
Made some rice for the kid. Wanted some rice. Didn't want plain rice. Long story short, made andouille sausage fried rice.
Tuffles! But you're following Minnesota people! DOES NOT COMPUTE.
From Fark, one assumes?
Rest in peace Rubin Ray Martinez. 🙏🏽
Chinga la migra. Abolish the whole dam system.
We're on the road against a good team and there's absolutely no expectation that we can win. So I predict it will go the usual way and we'll win 0-3.
(Exit, pursued by a dude)
Yoda
Begun, the AWOOO has.
DAIRY QUEEN IS OPEN. I REPEAT, DAIRY QUEEN (by my house at least) IS CURRENTLY OPEN FOR BUSINESS.
Tarjhé
Sounds like an epidemic of them.
Target: We support fascism but we fancy!
