stares at his baseball bat
12.03.2026 21:16
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stares at his baseball bat
“I smell amazing! I…”
he sniffs the air
“Wow. That actually smells really good.
And also, you try running around New York all day carrying a heavy bag and leaping from rooftop to rooftop without breaking a sweat!”
“ALAGNOOG!”
falls back out the window
“Hey! I smell fine! I haven’t been down in the sewers in a while. After all it’s not game night.
…And second of all, the name is Jones. Casey Jones.”
he strikes a pose
“Perhaps you heard of me. The man who brings fear to law breakers.”
“Goongala. It’s my battle cry. It means…uh…something about thunder, I think…
……You aren’t a Foot Ninja, are you? I…might have gotten my intel wrong.”
crashes through a window
“GOONGALA!”
“Oh right. You hate that nickname. Even with a name like Killer at the end”
“Auggie Killer”
// No no. It’s too late. Don’t try to fix it.
// ………….Oh.
………….well age and bad posture.
// Age comes for us all.
// If you get the Gondor Primulon joke, first of all, nice. I love you. I respect you.
Secondly? How’s your back? Back pain?
Me too.
// Goongala
Googoogaga
Gorgonzola
Gondor Primulon
“GOONGALA!”
grabs a man by his ankles and tosses him through a window
“I mean, I can…but I don’t know if you can. I’m pretty sure you’re…you know…”
“Shredder, you can’t just ask someone to take it off.
// gonna be honest. I may have forgot Bebop had eyes
…………
“I’ll buy you a fifth bag.”
he attempts to shove Cheetos into his mouth, forgetting he’s still wearing his mask
taps her shoulder from the other side as a distraction and grabs a fistful of Cheetos
“…………………GOONGALA!”
“……………..”
“………………………………………”
I am going to GOONgala
That’s already happened a few times.
You know. Sports. Getting into fights. Being a vigilante. Quality father son time. And watching too much television.
………………..hmmmmm………..
…pondering…
You left yourself wide open. Also nice legs.
…uh, boots too. I guess.
throws snowball at legs
// listen I actually accidentally set my alarm for an early work shift despite the fact I’m off today and I just woke up again and I burnt my waffle by accident
You might have a good idea but I got shit to do lol
// titty mcgriddle
// I think o need sleep