Shoegaze Dad (edited)

*borat voice*

I feel like most people who come on here and spend all their time scolding other people about their views are just manifesting their own guilt about their complicity

Jim Croce is the Motörhead of John Denvers

Love the fact that the photo makes you think he's doing it while going down the escalator at Nordstroms

I meant to say "artifact of the Limewire " era" but you got it

One missing artifact is unknowingly downloading some some random remix of a song and it being 100 X better than the original and you never knowing that that wasn't the original

Nothing lifts your spirits more than 70s and 80s R&B

Anybody who believes white people are the master race clearly hasn't met me

At the end of the day, the principal argument has to be "selfishness doesn't actually make you happy".

Every time someone asks, "Why isn't this a bigger story?" the answer is always, "Because the rich own every major media outlet."

Now more than ever, we need sexy people.

Hakeem Jeffries won't commit to blocking additional Iran war funding The House minority leader said Democrats will "cross that bridge when we get to it," but added that President Donald Trump has so far failed to justify his "war of choice."

Profiles in courage

I keep talking to my brother-in-law about all my various strategies and tools to try and limit my social media usage, and he's always like, "You know you can just not use it."

Are you really getting old, or did you just decide you shouldn't have to learn new things?

The boy with the frozen burrito

This is, without a doubt, the best clickhole headline ever

all media companies are gravely underestimating my willingness to teach teenagers how to use bittorrent

I mean he did promise to do for the world what he did for his businesses. So you know, promises kept

Bart Simpson say it meme but what he says is what a country

He does, at his own theater

Girls be like:

“_1 September._

For reasons I don't understand, every once in a while I wonder what Yakoff Smirnoff is up to

*me looking up astonished* so what sort of gator did you make this from?

this is making me laugh so hard

youtu.be/0hiUuL5uTKc

I'm hella old, but I don't remember canned Gatorade

Some Gatorade, some canned coffee, a protein shake. It is I, the king of beverages

digital continuous line drawing of a cow's face. not signed by yours truly but drawn by yours truly, macnult 🎨

moo

Spending 30 minutes recalling our favorite Onion headlines with my therapist

Happy Fucking Birthday! *slaps you on the back and gives you a side hug*