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I'd absolutely say gengar, but... if it's for testing brushes, what about torkoal? Hard surfaces, fleshy surfaces, gas/smoke, and glowing spots? That's gotta be all the brush types together in one ~

10.03.2026 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weighed myself for the first time since I stopped going to the gym last year...

I gained WAY less weight than I thought. I did gain some, but, it's so much less than I thought ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Now I feel hot af, totally unwarranted, and I'm about to dig *into* these gym days.

06.03.2026 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm the type of goon that's visually indistinguishable from another type of goon but I have way higher stats, I'm faster, and if you hit me with the attack that OTHER goon is weak to, it buffs and frenzies me.

Because fuck the player, you know?

Just fuck 'em.

05.03.2026 01:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a screenshot showing Patreon's FAQ page which explains that they do in fact use the same evil ass Peter Thiel surveillance state terrorist company that Discord wanted to use to verify users' ages.

a screenshot showing Patreon's FAQ page which explains that they do in fact use the same evil ass Peter Thiel surveillance state terrorist company that Discord wanted to use to verify users' ages.

Hey, you know that obviously literally evil Persona company everyone freaked out about Discord using, until they eventually dropped them?

Did you guys know that Patreon uses them too?
support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/art...

05.03.2026 01:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you talking about PixelOver? I was really curious as to whether or not it's any good from a real pixel artist's perspective, I'm not nearly good enough at pixeling to make any substantial observations about it and/or draw any better conclusions than "huh, that could be neat".

01.03.2026 06:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This was fun :) I can't wait to do more โค๏ธ

01.03.2026 06:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Game on!

01.03.2026 02:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And they're *so fast* it's nutty.

27.02.2026 18:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Three strange pan-cooked dough things, it's truly not clear what they were supposed to be but they're not right. Someone fucked up. My partner, my partner is the someone. Anyway, one of them is WAY more burnt than the others.

Three strange pan-cooked dough things, it's truly not clear what they were supposed to be but they're not right. Someone fucked up. My partner, my partner is the someone. Anyway, one of them is WAY more burnt than the others.

Dang, and here I almost made it through February without being my reminded of my absent father...

Rest in Piss, dude. I'll eat this in your honor ๐Ÿ˜

27.02.2026 16:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

<3

27.02.2026 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Nerds with Dice presents: Alien Archimedes February 28th and March14th 6pm PST | 8pm CST | 9pm EST Cast: Sophia (she/we)m Ezra (he/they), Jack (he/they), Moray (they/we), Dizzy (they/he, Wren (they/them) Background: Stars in space with blood spatter behind the word Alien.

Nerds with Dice presents: Alien Archimedes February 28th and March14th 6pm PST | 8pm CST | 9pm EST Cast: Sophia (she/we)m Ezra (he/they), Jack (he/they), Moray (they/we), Dizzy (they/he, Wren (they/them) Background: Stars in space with blood spatter behind the word Alien.

Saturday night 6pm PST | 8pm CST | 9pm EST
Episode one of Alien: Archimedes Part One
GM: @nerdyteddi.bsky.social
Cast: @thornydryad.bsky.social, @dizzythebard.com , Ezra, Moray, and Jack

27.02.2026 00:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Aww man I wanted a Kaossilator so bad when I was a teenager, it's so cool.

20.02.2026 22:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yo what??

20.02.2026 22:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gorgeous ๐Ÿ˜

17.02.2026 05:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooo

17.02.2026 05:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

- and then I saw this and was like oh shit. I was *about* to download it.

These fucks are on some *scummy* shit, I swear. I hope you get your accounts back, this sucks

17.02.2026 05:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I googled it because I thought it was weird there was a website for it but it was unfinished enough to ask my opinion on, but the automated "is this a scam" crawler sites that came up were like "nah it seems fine" so I almost downloaded it too, I just wanted to hit up the person to check via bsky -

17.02.2026 05:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you download it or did they get you from just going to their site?

17.02.2026 05:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just got sent that in a discord message earlier and it seemed sketchy only because it didn't sound like the person normally sounds

17.02.2026 05:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yooooo

17.02.2026 01:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a *ROCK solid* lineup! This is so cool, I'm stoked!

17.02.2026 01:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the vibe I want for every day

11.02.2026 17:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
2:07 AM on 2/7/2026

2:07 AM on 2/7/2026

Just the romantic part of me that sees little shit like this and goes "huh."

Night, everybody.

07.02.2026 07:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see this and all I hear is "where where - where rat?!"

06.02.2026 08:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welp, my mic and camera are all set up for no reason - wait, who pulled out my copies of Kinks and Cantrips?

Raises hand.

Other hand already up...?

Huh. I guess that's me surrendering completely to this? Damn, got me again...

05.02.2026 23:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God, fuck yeah...

03.02.2026 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big pills drive me nuts, literally just let me take two smaller ones, who tf thinks this is reasonable? The penicillin I got for an ear infection when I was in college was like half the size of my *thumb*, I couldn't believe it.

03.02.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iiiinteresting...

31.01.2026 13:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Kreayshawn - Gucci Gucci
Kreayshawn - Gucci Gucci YouTube video by kreayshawn

You ever have a suggestion come up on YouTube and just like, be mad at yourself for knowing you're gonna click on it again?

I didn't need Kreayshawn in my day, I never *need* that.

But I still clicked it. Again.

Hhhhhh...

28.01.2026 01:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A staffy dog's snout sticks out from under a very fuzzy and fluffy blanket. The tag on the blanket reads "Goblin and Ghoul".

A staffy dog's snout sticks out from under a very fuzzy and fluffy blanket. The tag on the blanket reads "Goblin and Ghoul".

Turns out the blanket my mother bought for my familiar is made by a company called *Goblin & Ghoul* ?? What?! How did I never notice that...?

25.01.2026 20:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0