Alexis Raine || comms CLOSED

"the simpsons predicted it" just means "none of the world's problems have been solved in the past 40 years"

love this creature, the faggot

Sometimes I'll watch commentary youtubers and it drives me insane when the person is constantly going "pre...pree-clampsia? What is that?" or "Reenee Dess-cartay? Am I pronouncing that right?". It's incredibly bold to make your job commenting on shit when you've apparently never heard of anything

the downside to these posts is that every time I see one I think something's happened to him that might prompt the thought, but it's always just Hope

That too, he is hot as fuck

commission for @photonicdog.bsky.social and @falls.world !!!

just a bashful lil dolly

what the fuck?????

main guy of the second part of this looks like if Shinji Ikari was 38

the fact that this is the original cereal strike comic is fucking destroying me. he didnt need to say all of that. theres not even a joke

Girl in blue stares broodingly into the mirror. Nobody can find out how much I need to get turned into a blueberry.

Time flies⏳
#deadlock #deadlockfanart #paradox

Danill: Urina in testes conditur.

Sticky: "Ohh, I know Latin." Murky: You can't do anything. Sticky: You're so old. Murky: Your Doc Martens are fake. Daniil: NO THEY'RE NOT! NO THEY'RE NOT!!

"I cannot talk! The world is abuzz with mania!" Danill plays on the swings and fires his revolver to calm down

#Pathologic

I remember this ad in Gamepro.

this was meant to be the fifth best platformer in an eight year old's library that still captivates based on the whimsical-yet-ocasionally-melancholic art design that hits one's autism the same way a thing like Klonoa does, but the videogamedunkeys of the world assumed they were the target audience

#umineko

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

new hot contender for worst joke I've ever made

Memories (1995)

"The purpose of a system is what it does. There is, after all, no point in claiming that the purpose of a system is to do what it constantly fails to do."
- Anthony Stafford Beer

"FRIED OYSTER SKINS!? AAAAUAUAUGH."
- Roger Bumpass, SpongeBob SquarePants

fuck you all this is the best joke I've ever made

aew wrestler Mark Briscoe mid-yell right up in front of the camera almost like a smear frame

how thumbnails for video essays about Koji Shiraishi movies look

I need to be able to buy the big rotating huge pole of meat at the kebab shop and rip into it with My teeth and claws. If I don't get this I'll die

every day i see a take that makes me think "are you fuckin stupid?" and then i Dont Say That and i think i deserve 1000 dollars a week for that

are the controls bad? horror game. walkable airvents? immersive sim. it sucks? puzzle game.

Lucia, mother of Satina.

if only artists in 2018 weren't cowards

at this stage of the game if you're still reading, watching, playing, jacking off to, whatever literally anything harry potter related there's no hope for you. just walk into the sea and let the waves claim you. like c'mon man.

king k rool in smash ultimate and his fat fucking bellayyyyyyy

yknow what I'm a little sad never took off? I remember seeing posts back when smash ultimate was new being like, people should do the bowsette crown thing but it's k rool's crown and if you put it on you're built like this

big dumbass wobbly parade balloon woman in not-quite-big-enough jeans inadvertently hip checking everything in her path and leaving a trail of women having to process their Impure Thoughts wherever she goes