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@suellade

Twice Home Secretary , twice sacked, politically fascist. NOW A DEFORM MP! (Go me!!!). Parody

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Fartage prob wants Putin on £10 notes

11.03.2026 16:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Native wildlife
What a lovely idea
How can anyone be upset over that?

11.03.2026 11:56 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Native wildlife
What a lovely idea
How can anyone be upset over that?

11.03.2026 11:55 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well
I doubt he will have his phone with him now
Unless it’s up his arse

11.03.2026 11:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Could do with £300k

11.03.2026 11:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spoiler alert
She shoots the horse at the end

10.03.2026 23:03 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A no smoking sign on your cigarette break

10.03.2026 22:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don’t you think?

10.03.2026 22:51 👍 25 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t you think?

10.03.2026 22:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But good at shitting
Himself apparently

10.03.2026 22:46 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But good at shitting

10.03.2026 22:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sorry Al

10.03.2026 22:43 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

With sound it’ll be even worse

10.03.2026 22:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wife
In
Name
Only

I’m not sure it I invented this acronym - but I def want to get it into the OED!
Please spread far and wide

10.03.2026 22:39 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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First picture revealed of Arnie as King Conan

10.03.2026 22:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Jesus
Just when you think Barton couldn’t be any more of a twat

Hope he enjoys the big house

10.03.2026 22:05 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

A crypt maybe

10.03.2026 21:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Joeys having a great week

10.03.2026 21:38 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0
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Better than Deform

10.03.2026 21:21 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Hoping so!

10.03.2026 20:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Here’s hoping

10.03.2026 20:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hi John

I’m guessing “fuel cut stunt” is an anagram

10.03.2026 20:39 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Hi John

I’m guessing “fuel cut stunt” is an anagram

10.03.2026 20:39 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Melania v2.0?

10.03.2026 20:22 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Melania v2.0?

10.03.2026 20:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

IRREGULAR DATE UPDATE
I’m on leave this week - and so rare midweek date up at my lady’s tomorrow

And it’s getting light enough we may get to the seaside when she finishes work

And a sleepover!

10.03.2026 20:19 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

He didn’t tell her about kryptonite- lex figured that out

He did tell Lois he couldn’t see thru lead

Which - admittedly- was not a good idea

10.03.2026 19:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Seeing it in Thursday

Really hope I’ll like it
I think I will

10.03.2026 19:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My WINO got one installed in our house

I ignore it

10.03.2026 19:43 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Hopefully he will next prove that black is white (unlikely I know) and get run over on a zebra crossing

(C) D Adams 1978

10.03.2026 19:24 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0