You aren't a team player and I think you have issues with leadership. Emmanuel Macron, you're fired. France, I hope you like Omarosa, who gave me seven dollars and is good now.
Dave Chappelle 2026 comedy special: ““These kids gotta stop with the goonin’, and start CRAB RANGOONIN’!!”
*gets really serious* “My friend the Ayatollah of Iran was killed.”
Aren’t they also expensive now because of all these dipshits?
I bet this made the rounds on retiree facebook
Who wore it better
They’re warning us.
We need to listen.
I didn’t like how the things kept getting stranger.
Hello police? I severely injured myself trying to run into a tunnel that turned out to be a sort of trompe l’oeil painted on the side of a mountain. What’s that? Who painted it? I’m not sure I see how that’s relevant.
Wow big opening weekend for “The Boat That’s On Fire”
Im ready for my closeup, Mr Demille.
Amphetamine psychosis
Solar starts at zero rather.
Two points:
1. The ramp up from zero to full production occurs over about three hours and peaks at 25k MW.
2. The scale of system wide demand starts at 45k MW, the solar starts at 10k MW.
It’s pretty much a textbook normal distribution that peaks at noon, not really a wall of power.
Power usage also goes down at night.
and yet you call it a burrito taxi. interesting.
I never claimed to not be absurd.
I think they popularized Old Testament as a synonym for wrath of god
I blame Ghostbusters.
We're at the stage of the election cycle where the left tells Democrats for months and months that we are not having Newsom or Buttigieg, to be followed by the stage where they go ahead and run Newsom or Buttigieg, and then blame the left when they lose.
Tom Hardy’s #1 criteria for accepting a role is “will I get to do a weird little accent?” The catch is that he is not good at them.
One of my favorite annual @democracynow.org traditions is that we always play this video of James Earl Jones reading Frederick Douglass's speech "What to the Slave is the 4th of July?"
If you've never read or heard the speech, it's well worth your time.
I mean we have to assume that’s what they want.
Excel has this newish thing where it highlights the row and column for whatever cell you’re on and it is dope as hell.
Who needs Eli Valley when these guys just look like that?
*Briefcase full of jellybeans pops open. A smashed McDouble falls out of pocket. A youth exclaims “this mfer eating beans!”*
Damn is there a new season of Dog the Bounty Hunter?
