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Emperor Kuzco

@emperorsnewnoods

Short-n-stout, portrait shootin, trail rippin, disc golf throwin, creative cretin, puppy lovin, bear huntin, aging punk. I can’t interact for shit online - in person interactions forever.

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Latest posts by Emperor Kuzco @emperorsnewnoods

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Sex arm, AND nip slip? Have I gone too far?? More at 11.

14.03.2026 05:58 👍 210 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 0
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Getting fondled in my sleep.

13.03.2026 16:08 👍 82 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
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Peek-a-boo.

13.03.2026 15:52 👍 98 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
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Neat-o.

25.07.2025 15:12 👍 426 🔁 24 💬 10 📌 0
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01.06.2025 04:47 👍 292 🔁 5 💬 5 📌 0
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Father Figure was the jam! Thanks to all of you who came out. These were all the cats I was able to shoot before my lens decided to crap out on me, and tried to ruin the day for me.

20.05.2025 14:45 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Suplex was a fucking blast.

17.05.2025 20:47 👍 56 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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SUPLEX. Wrestling gear party amped up with a vintage WWF theme.

16.05.2025 02:55 👍 65 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Thank you so much, my dude. I appreciate that.

15.05.2025 14:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I designed the one with bam bam on it. Ben, one of the owners of Mary’s and my cohost did the other one.

15.05.2025 14:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Come on out to Mary’s in East Atlanta Village tomorrow night! It’ll be a damn good time.

15.05.2025 12:44 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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13.05.2025 04:47 👍 253 🔁 19 💬 2 📌 0
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Felt cute in my dad outfit yesterday

12.05.2025 02:54 👍 374 🔁 5 💬 8 📌 0

Hahaha, I never knew they had a song titled that. But nah, Descendents have a song called “I wanna be a bear”, and I thought it was pretty appropriate.

09.05.2025 02:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just Descendents. Never got into Screeching Weasel myself.

09.05.2025 00:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I liked these little shorts a lot

08.05.2025 13:20 👍 234 🔁 11 💬 6 📌 0
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06.05.2025 05:10 👍 520 🔁 27 💬 6 📌 1
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05.05.2025 14:19 👍 219 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Whew. Lemme catch you in the shower. 🥵

22.04.2025 12:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Trying on our singlets for SUPLEX in a few weeks. @exhibitb2.bsky.social

20.04.2025 23:22 👍 194 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1
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Sneaking in a last minute Tummy Tuesday pic.

16.04.2025 03:52 👍 360 🔁 16 💬 2 📌 0

I would never take such a bad photo of my friends! (Okay, I did, but I was very drunk, and the Ricoh ain’t great in super low lighting. 😭😭😭)

15.04.2025 20:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This Saturday in Charlotte! Glow party! Come hang out.

08.04.2025 16:42 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A couple social gatherings I’m putting together that are coming up in Atlanta. Feel free to swing through any and all of them.

01.04.2025 22:40 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Sundaze

30.03.2025 15:54 👍 391 🔁 16 💬 2 📌 0
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A slutty lil underbelly.

26.03.2025 03:51 👍 230 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
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I guess it’s Saturday night.

23.03.2025 05:10 👍 308 🔁 18 💬 3 📌 0

Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid. I was gonna pick scooby doo, but as that started in the late 60s, it wouldn’t be accurately representative of my age.

18.03.2025 19:28 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 3