manic pixie dream chee

you can read all about it yer BELFAST TELEGRAPH

is there anywhere in london that offers door closing lessons

i bet this is how carrots feel

i lied when i said i was bored but i am hungry

i’m bored take me to dinner

softer software on cuter computers

cute cute cute

yap yap yap

omg harajuku www.london.gov.uk/mayor-confir...

have you ever burnt your foot in the water from the hot tap but for the first half a second you thought it was ice cold? it's like that

please don’t tell anyone about this

thank you kleppers

honestly i can’t recommend it more

and like two more verses

there’s choreography

i say this in the mirror every morning

i am that bitch:
chipped nails and chapped lips.
ratchet, bat shit,,,
that bitch

im the birthday girl

talking not paying for that pizza late

talking “[formal] (of a person) no longer alive” type late

it’s my birthday tomorrow.

i’m in my extraordinarily late twenties.

my soul has made a knocking sound like a key turning in a lock in an assembly hall in the middle of the night

in a paddling pool in Kalamazoo

of a Canada goose

let's get matching tattoos

yesterdaddy

im lucky im cute because i am so stupid

the silence is deafening

wow, what a wonderful night

for folks who are active on x, threads, etc and feel bad about it bc of its stewards but have a hard time letting go: sometimes your behaviors overpower your values online because tech companies hire psychologists & sociologists to come up with ways to put you in that position